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Chris Fairbanks: Misconceptions About Montana

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Wow -- Montana. I'm sorry. What's it like inhabiting a vast wasteland by yourself -- in a cabin with your family, sleeping in a cot, grandpa breathing on you?

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A.J. Jamal: After Christmas
A.J. Jamal: At the Bank
A.J. Jamal: Free Cats
A.J. Jamal: Look Alike
A.J. Jamal: Los Angeles Homeless
A.J. Jamal: Mama's Scripture
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A.J. Jamal: Watching You
Adam Sandler: Good Bar Mitzvah
Al Clethen Jr.: Old and Broke
Al Jackson: Comedy Money
Alexandra McHale: Petite Roommate
Allen Edge: Burglars
Andi Smith: Campground
Andrew Donnelly: Heat Settings
Andrew Donnelly: Stay in Fancy Places
Andy Borowitz: Long Distance Offer
Andy Haynes: It's the Economy
Andy Kindler: Nice Shirt
Andy Kindler: No Jewish Televangelists
Andy Kindler: Plumbers in the South
Anita Wise: Living in New York City
Anita Wise: Organic Exterminators
Arceneux & Mitchell: Cotton Restitution
Arceneux & Mitchell: Whipped My Butt So Bad
Ardal O'Hanlon: Acute Pain
Aries Spears: Not a Millionaire
Arj Barker: More for Less
Arj Barker: No Razors in Halloween Candy
Arj Barker: Overwhelmed at the Shoe Store
Arj Barker: Switching Banks
Auggie Smith: Kansas Casinos
Avi Liberman: Gym Plans
Avi Liberman: Rich Friends
Banking & Sex
Baron Vaughn: Mainstream Hip Hop
Barry Diamond: $6 Million House
Barry Marder: Penis Enlargement
Barry Sobel: Airport Food
Beat the Casino
Becky Donohue: Broke on Mom's Birthday
Ben Bailey: Cash Cab
Ben Bailey: Winter Memories
Bert Kreischer: Morning-After Pockets
Big Kenny: Family Crack Addicts
Bill Burr: On Young Women Marrying Old Men
Bill Burr: The Life of a Kid
Bill Burr: Why Men Earn More Money
Bill Dwyer: Life Insurance Waiting Game
Bill Santiago: Camouflage Thong
Blaine Capatch: Feeling Sorry Job-Wise
Blonde Paints a Porch
Blonde's Starting Salary
Bobby Miyamoto: Got the Old Man's Attention
Bobby Slayton: Buying Tampons for the Wife
Bobby Slayton: Married Deal
Bobby Slayton: Men Don't Know Fashion
Bonnie McFarlane: Bad Math
Brett Butler: Lobster Again?
Brian Frazer: Love the Wallet
Brian Keith Etheridge: Bumming Food
Brian Kiley: Toilet Paper
Brian Posehn: Brand Name Shoes
Brian Posehn: City Homeless
Brian Regan: New Baby Greeting Cards
Bridget Smith: Manhattan Apartment
Broken Cage
Bruce Baum: C-Span and HSN
Bruce Bruce: Write You a Check
Carlos Mencia: Women in the Workplace
Carol Leifer: British Money
Carol Leifer: Lingerie Rip-Off
Carol Leifer: New Perfume
Carol Leifer: Secret to Feeling Young
Carol Siskind: What Is Victoria's Secret
Caroline Rhea: In Therapy Denial
Carrie Snow: Garage Sale
Charlie Viracola: Believed in Santa
Charlie Viracola: Cell Phone Minutes
Charlie Viracola: Income Supplement
Charlie Viracola: Parking Ticket
Cheap Trick Payback
Chelsea Handler: No Wedding Gift
Chelsea Handler: On Becoming a Lesbian
Chris Case: Different Thoughts During Sex
Chris Fairbanks: Misconceptions About Montana
Chris Rich: Layaway
Chris Rock: Invading a Country with Oil
Chris Rock: Spending That Type of Money
Christian Finnegan: Gym Membership
Christmas Gifts for Women
Chuck Booms: Back in Cleveland
Chuck Roy: Big N' Tall Store
Chuck Roy: New Hampshire White Boy Gang
Chuck Roy: Pants Size
Chuck Sklar: Lottery Ticket Names
Chuck Sklar: Perfect Crime
Clinton Jackson: Penny Slots
Coin Riddle
College Dorm Rules
Corey Holcomb: Spending Limit
Cory Kahaney: Handicapped Parking at Home Depot
Cory Kahaney: Save the Children
Cory Miller: Legalize It
Craig Shoemaker: Feng Shui
Damon Wayans: Don't Go Back to the 'Hood
Damon Williams: Canadian Lap Dance
Dan Cummins: Best Clearance Sale Ever
Dan Mintz: Nursing Home
Dan Mintz: Really Nice Guitar
Dan St. Germain: Apartment Showing
Daniel Tosh: Can't Stand "Cribs"
Daniel Tosh: Cargo Pants Day
Daniel Tosh: Girlfriend's Mistake
Daniel Tosh: Make It Rain
Daniel Tosh: Millionaire Game Show
Daniel Tosh: Never Go on "Trading Spaces"
Daniel Tosh: Winter Olympics
Danny Bevins: I'm No Mountain Climber
Dave Attell: Favorite Apartment Game
David Feldman: Between Me and My Maker
David Feldman: Drug Dealers in Columbia
David Feldman: Expensive New York City
David Feldman: Pharmaceutical Manufacture
David Feldman: Prostitute Money vs. Teacher Salaries
David Huntsberger: Hermaphrodite Population
Dean Edwards: Dating Game/Stock Market
Debbie Shea: Robbed Neighbor
Debbie Shea: Thong Panty Liners
Demetri Martin: ATM Game
Demetri Martin: Christmas Wrapping
Demetri Martin: Futon World
Demetri Martin: Mobile Home
Demetri Martin: Throwing Stones
Denis Leary: Money-Laundering Probe
DeRay: Broke on Halloween
DeRay: First Date Trick
DeRay: Gas Prices
DeRay: Grew Up in a Ghetto House
DeRay: Messing With Salespeople
DL Hughley: Against and for the War
DL Hughley: Dangerous Enough Being Black
DL Hughley: Father's Expectations
DL Hughley: God and Government Percentages
DL Hughley: Good Building/Bad Building in New York City
DL Hughley: Grown Folk Talking
DL Hughley: Take Off Your Shoes
DL Hughley: When Does Life Begin?
DL Hughley: White Folks' Little Dogs
DL Hughley: Winning the Lottery
Donald Glover: Worst Place on Earth for Kids
Donnell Rawlings: Found in Iraq
Doug Benson: Seven Days in Las Vegas
Doug Williams: Living Next to White People
Dov Davidoff: Barack Obama Promise
Dov Davidoff: Cut Bike Seat
Dov Davidoff: Dressing Up Like a Referee
Dov Davidoff: Stolen Bike
Dov Davidoff: Walking Date
Dwayne Kennedy: Christmas Shopping
Dwayne Perkins: Awakened in a Hotel Lobby
Dwayne Perkins: Keep the Date Cheap
Dwayne Perkins: Mathematical Asymptotes
Dwayne Perkins: Not Going Dutch
Dwayne Perkins: Rich Sports Stars
Dwayne Perkins: The Expensive Page
Earthquake: Expensive Church
Earthquake: Getting the Sisters
Earthquake: Pay God When I See Him
Eddie Brill: Advertising Stamps
Eddie Brill: Electric Company
Eddie Brill: Grandmother's False Teeth
Eddie Ifft: ATM Gamble
Eddie Ifft: Moving After College
Eddie Pence: Marking Territory
Emily Heller: Homeless Guy
Engineers & Light Bulbs
Eric Kornfeld: Left Me in the Weirdest Way
Eric Porter: Single Bass Player
Erin Foley: Your Shoe Problems
Eugene Mirman: Bears in Detroit
Eugene Mirman: Helping the Homeless
Eugene Mirman: That's a Coincidence
Exotic Male Dancer Cash
Extra-Large Condoms
Fabrice Fabrice - Olive Garden
Felipe Esparza: Dad's Furniture Fix
Felipe Esparza: Going to Court
Fred Wolf: Falling Cross
Fred Wolf: Trophy Shop
Gabriel Iglesias: Evolution of Life
Gabriel Iglesias: Looking for a Pregnancy Test
Gary Gulman: Found $20 in an Old Coat
Gary Gulman: Hate Nickels
Gary Gulman: Netflix Queue
Gary Gulman: Parents' House
Gary Lazer: The State of Things
Geek Booty Call... Place
Gene Pompa: Equal Pay
Gene Pompa: Go Ahead
Gene Pompa: New Porsche
George Miller: Family Embarrassment
George Miller: Income Tax News
Glenn Wool: Real Criminals
Glenn Wool: Rich Kids' Fashion
Glenn Wool: Screwing Up
Godfrey: City Bodegas
Godfrey: Poor Immigrant Parents
Grant Taylor: Christian Gifts
Greg Behrendt: At the Hardware Store
Greg Fitzsimmons: Definition of Debt
Greg Fitzsimmons: Playing Craps
Greg Fitzsimmons: Trickle-Down Economics
Greg Giraldo: Asking for Money
Greg Giraldo: More Money for Schools and Kids
Gregg Rogell: Cell Phone Calling Plan
Gregg Rogell: Cell Phone Roaming Charges
Gregg Rogell: Phone Sex and Charity
Hal Sparks: On the Phone With IKEA
Hannibal Buress: Cancer Walks
Hannibal Buress: Very Upsetting
Harland Williams: Laser Eye Surgery
Harland Williams: Laser Jet Printer
Harland Williams: Scarecrows
How to Sell Lawnmowers
Hugh Fink: Hugh Broke
Ian Bagg: Hurricane vs. Tornado
Irresistible Six Inches
J. Anthony Brown: 13 Nieces and Nephews
J.R. Havlan: Stolen Car
Jack Coen: The Old Days of Burial
Jack Mayberry: Credit Trouble
Jack Whitehall: News Stories
Jackie Kashian: Aluminum Siding
Jake Johannsen: Money to the Homeless
Jan Karem: Free Flights
Jared Logan: Theater Major
Jeff Dunham: Becoming a Wal-Mart Greeter
Jeff Garcia: Bad Credit
Jeff Ross: Bill Gates Is Rich
Jeff Ross: Bill Gates' Ass
Jeff Ross: New York New York
Jeff Stilson: Product Testing on Animals
Jeff Stilson: Putting a Pet to Sleep
Jeffrey Ross: Las Vegas Poem
Jeffrey Ross: Late Night Real Estate
Jeffrey Ross: Record Player Needle
Jeremy Hotz: My Neighbor, the Keebler Elf
Jeremy Schachter: No Furniture
Jesse Joyce: What Can You Bring to the Company?
Jesse Popp: Bad Credit
Jessi Klein: Hanukkah Tradition
Jessi Klein: Zales Diamond Outlet
Jessica Kirson: Write a Letter
Jim Breuer: Don't Bring the Guy
Jim David: Upwardly Mobile Home
Jim Gaffigan: Bottled Water
Jim Gaffigan: No Free Time
Jim Norton: New York City Convenience
Jimmy Aleck: Buying Condoms
Jimmy Carr: Dealing With Homeless People
Jimmy Dore: Gambling Entertainment
Jimmy Dore: Growing Up Poor
Jimmy Shubert: Neutering
Jimmy Tingle: Noble Public Servants
Joe Yannetty: Cliff Houses
Joey Kola: My Wife's Shopping Skills
John Caparulo: Not for $1 Million
John Caparulo: Peddling at the ATM
John Caparulo: Yard Sale Shopping
John Caparulo: Yard Sales on Memorial Day
John Heffron: Gift Card
John Henton: Bill Clinton's Affairs
John Pinette: Bed Bath & Beyond Coupons
John Pinette: Health Food
John Pinette: You Don't Have a Coupon?
John Ridley: Two Months' Salary
John Rogers: What the Floor Is For
Jon Fisch: No Reading
Jonathan Corbett: Retired Father
Jonathan Katz: Cambridge, MA
Josh Sneed: After-Christmas Sale
Josh Sneed: On Flea Markets
Judy Gold: Masculine Look
Julian McCullough: List of Priorities
Julius Sharpe: Two Year Depression
Juston McKinney: Home Depot Slogan
Juston McKinney: Parking Tickets in New York
Juston McKinney: Picture Day at School
Juston McKinney: Scratch Tickets for Christmas
Juston McKinney: Stay Off My Wall
Kareem Matthews: Growing Up in the 'Hood
Karen Addison: Cheap Date
Karen Addison: Welfare Casino
Karen Bergreen: Starbucks Slogan
Karith Foster: Language Barrier
Kathleen Madigan: At the Laundromat
Kathleen Madigan: Crack Whores in a Blizzard
Kathleen Madigan: Like Homeless People
Kathleen Madigan: My Sister's Wedding
Kevin Bozeman: Credit Cards
Kevin Bozeman: Student Loan Collections
Kevin Kataoka: Going to Tokyo
Kevin Kataoka: Pay Toilets
Kevin Meaney: So Wasteful
Kirk Fox: Egg Donation
Kivi Rogers: Cheap Dad
Kivi Rogers: Roller Skates
Kristen Schaal: Some Goals
Kyle Dunnigan: Bulk Item Stores
Kyle Grooms: Ghetto Girl
Kyle Kinane: Canadian Money
Kyle Kinane: Still Crazy
Kyle Kinane: Thrift Stores
Kyle Kinane: Trashy Part
Larry Brown: Dad's Advice
Larry the Cable Guy: My Brother's Home
Laundromat Blues
Laura Kightlinger: Helping the Homeless
Laurie Kilmartin: Expensive in New York City
Laurie Kilmartin: Hooray for Hookers
Lawyers vs. Buffalo
Leo Allen: Another Saying
Leo Allen: Experiencing Racism
Leo Allen: Paranoid Shopping
Lesbians' Flooring
Lewis Black: Casino Strategy
Lewis Black: Christian Calendar
Lewis Black: George H.W. Bush on Economics
Lewis Black: Psychiatrists Are a Waste of Money
Lewis Dix: National Debt
Lisa Landry: First Time In a Guy's Apartment
Little Johnny... Mortgage
Little Johnny... Nickels and Dimes
Little Old Lady's Banking Wager
Lizz Winstead: Bran-Eating Roommate
Lizz Winstead: Paying for Iraqi Infrastructure
Lizz Winstead: Paying for Troop Provisions
Loni Love: Cheap Condoms
Loni Love: Loved the 80s
Loni Love: Oprah's Favorite Things
Loser Booty Call... Apartment
Louis C.K.: $5 in the Bank
Louis C.K.: Banking Charge
Louis C.K.: Not Enough Money to Have Money
Louis C.K.: On the Wrong Subway
Louis Katz: Hippie Roommate
Lynne Koplitz: Insulted by a Homeless Guy
Marc Maron: Consumer Based Economy
Marc Maron: Jesus at the Mall
Marc Maron: Marriage Proposal
Margaret Smith: Debt Calls
Margaret Smith: Driver Has No Cash
Margaret Smith: Love Fights
Margaret Smith: New Underwear
Margaret Smith: Overly Attentive Salesperson
Margaret Smith: Vain Alcoholic Gambler Father
Maria Bamford: Money for Sex
Maria Bamford: New Neighbors
Mark Cohen: Buying Condoms
Mark Craig Taylor: Think About the Future
Mark Curry: No Halloween Costumes
Mark Curry: No Need for Curfew
Mark Gross: Can You Help?
Mark Gross: Poor People Are Better in Bed
Mark Gross: Worst Investor in the World
Mark Pitta: What the President Likes
Mark Schiff: Grocery Shopping at 3 A.M.
Matt Fulchiron: Money Changes People
Matt Graham: Military Cuckoo Clock
Medieval Booty Call... Hut
Megan Mooney: Involuntary Gift Reaction
Melanie Reno: More Money in College
Michael Kosta: Parking Tickets
Michael Palascak: Bed and Breakfast
Michael Palascak: Living at Home
Mike Birbiglia: Cozy New Apartment
Mike Birbiglia: What I Should Have Said Was Nothing
Mike Birbiglia: Yo' Therapist So Cheap...
Mike Lawrence: Roommates
Mike Lawrence: Windowless S**t Palace
Mike Lucas: Commitment
Mike Royce: Boston's Subway ATMs
Mike Sweeney: New York Real Estate
Mike Vecchione: Criminal Justice Degree
Mike Vecchione: Gambling Problem
Mike Vecchione: One Man Neighborhood Watch
Mike Vecchione: Private Detective School
Mitch Hedberg: Buying Doughnuts
Mitch Hedberg: Candle Holder
Mitch Hedberg: Mitch's Pizzeria
Mitch Hedberg: Neighbor's Knock
Mitch Hedberg: Subway's Duck Policy
Mo Mandel: Asian Massage Parlor
Mo Mandel: Egg Donation
Mo Mandel: Positive Friend
Mo Mandel: Problem With Prostitution
Mo Mandel: The Economy's in Trouble?
Mo Mandel: Wal-Mart Is Special
More Signs That You're Out of College
Murderous Neighbor
Natasha Leggero - Real Rich People
Natasha Leggero - Self-Effacing Rappers
Natasha Leggero - White Rich Person Rap
Natasha Leggero: Breaking Up With a Guy
Natasha Leggero: LA Gang Tours
Natasha Leggero: Paternity Tests
Natasha Leggero: Running Out of Diamonds
Natasha Leggero: Sex With a Prostitute
Nate Bargatze: Big Business
Nate Bargatze: Wal-Mart Is Great
Neal Brennan: Donating to Barack Obama's Campaign
Neal Brennan: Landlord
Ngaio Bealum: Flagstaff's Black Community
Nick DiPaolo: Easy Fit Jeans
Nick DiPaolo: Every Six Seconds
Nick DiPaolo: For $6 Million
Nick DiPaolo: Going After the Dad
Nick DiPaolo: Homeless Sleep
Nick DiPaolo: Money for Sperm
Nick DiPaolo: Money Is More Important Than Health
Nick DiPaolo: Why I Got Married
Nore Davis: Biggest Scam
Norm MacDonald: "The Dating Game"
Norm MacDonald: Valuables
Ophira Eisenberg: Do You Like to Party
Ophira Eisenberg: Man With a Van
Ophira Eisenberg: Money to the Homeless
Otis Lee Crenshaw: How Poor?
Owen Benjamin: 24-Hour Home Depot
Pat Hazell: Four-Pack of Toilet Paper
Paul F. Tompkins: Gag Peanut Brittle
Paul F. Tompkins: How Rich I Am
Paul F. Tompkins: Letter to the Editor
Paul F. Tompkins: So Broke
Paul F. Tompkins: Theme Parks
Paul Mardizzi: Radon Test
Paul Mercurio: Bargain Basement Store Petition
Paul Mercurio: Bargain Basement Store Security
Paul Mercurio: CD Player Sales Pitch
Paul Mercurio: Don't Worry About North Korea
Paul Mercurio: Finding $10 Bucks
Paul Mercurio: I Have the Bomb
Paul Mercurio: So Tired
Paul Mooney: Moving Into a White Neighborhood
Paul Provenza: Cryonics
Paul Varghese: Buying a Convertible
Penis vs. Paycheck
Penny Talk
People in Grass Houses
Perv in the Lingerie Store
Pete Holmes: Hey, You Never Know
Pete Holmes: Things Adults Can Do, Part One
Pete Holmes: Wall Drug: The Oldest Drug Store in America
Pete Lee: Materialistic Girlfriend
Peter Correal: Guys With Money
Piercing a Pirate
Rachel Feinstein: Cheap Dad
Redneck Booty Call... Trailer
Reid Harrison: Lifeguarding
Rene Hicks: Lending a Crackhead $20
Rene Hicks: Pump-Up Shoes
Retta: Already Been Pre-Approved
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Rich Vos: Best Relationship Ever
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Rod Man: Renting Adult Videos
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Roger Rittenhouse: Flea Markets
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Ron Lynch: Flying Around the Planet
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Ruben Paul: What Only Women Can Do
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Ryan Hamilton: Crazy Car Dealerships
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Sexual Sofa
Sherrod Small: Africans in Brooklyn
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Shrewd Investment
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Smokey Suarez: Not My Roaches
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Steve Marmel: America Is Not a Bully
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Sue Murphy: Garage Sales
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Susan Norfleet: Stopped Wearing Makeup
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Tampon Shopping
Ted Alexandro: A Lot of Natural Disasters
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Thai Rivera: Paying Customer
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The Father Sets the Bar
The Lawyer Keeps His Promise
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The Scent of an Old Woman
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Theo Von: A Wallet
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Tig: Cat Attitude
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Todd Barry: Book Lights
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Todd Barry: Good Choice of Condoms
Todd Barry: Jury Duty
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Todd Glass: Flying Coach
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Tom Cotter: Best Medicine
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Tom Cotter: Names for the Homeless
Tom Parks: $40,000 Worth of Education
Tom Parks: Taking Spanish
Tom Rhodes: Christian Tax Services
Tom Rhodes: Hurricane Safety
Tom Ryan: Pay by Phone
Tom Sharpe: Dream Come True Scratch-Off
Tom Sharpe: Pretty Cool Jacket
Tom Simmons: Baby Owen
Tony Brown: Troy Aiken's Contract
Tony Camin: Cheap Aquarium
Tony Daro: Saving Up
Tony Rock: Optional Tax
Tony Sculfield: Starving Kid Commercials
Tony V.: Ugly in Atlantic City
Torian Hughes: Michael Jackson's Condition
Tracy Esposito: How Broke I Am
Tracy Smith: Extra Money Anxiety
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Ty Barnett: Certain Names
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Vic Henley: Hillbillies With Cash
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Chris Fairbanks: Misconceptions About Montana

Chris Fairbanks: Misconceptions About Montana

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Brian Kiley: Toilet Paper

Brian Posehn: Brand Name Shoes

Brian Posehn: City Homeless

Brian Regan: New Baby Greeting Cards

Bridget Smith: Manhattan Apartment

Broken Cage

Bruce Baum: C-Span and HSN

Bruce Bruce: Write You a Check

Carlos Mencia: Women in the Workplace

Carol Leifer: British Money

Carol Leifer: Lingerie Rip-Off