One of my roommates was a prostitute. And based on my experience living with her, I think that prostitution should be legal because they perform a service for women. They have sex with creepy guys so the rest of us don't have to. Yay, hookers! Every time I see a prostitute, I give her a $10 tip. I say, 'Thanks for taking one for the team, Taffy. I appreciate it. Better you for $50 than me for free.'