The Greatest Cow

Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign thatreads: "Cow For Sale -- $5,000."

He pulls in and says to the farmer, "There's no cow in the world worth$5,000."

The farmer says, "Oh, yeah? Take a look at this." He lifts the cow's tail and Harry sees that the cow has a snatchjust like a woman.

Harry gets back in the car, turns to his wife and says, "It's justnot fair. Here's this farmer with a cow that has a snatch like a womanand it's worth $5,000, and here I am, with you, with a snatch like acow, and you're not worth sh*t."