The Poop List

-- Ghost Poop: You feel the poop come out, but there is no poop in the toilet.

-- Clean Poop: You poop, it's in the toilet, but there's nothing on the toilet paper.

-- Second Wave Poop: You're done pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, but something tells you you're not done.

-- Gassy Poop: Everyone within earshot is giggling.

-- Corn Poop: Self-explanatory.

-- Wet Cheeks Poop: (The power dump) Comes out of your butt so fast, your cheeks get splashed with water.

-- Upper Class Poop: This poop doesn't smell.

-- The Dangling Poop: This poop refuses to drop, and you just pray that a shake