Pete Holmes: Salon Dijon

I was recently home in Boston and my mother, Irena, referred to the singer Celine Dion as Salon Dijon. I honestly don't know why we're not all doing backflips right now. Salon Dijon was said to me in a room with air in it. I heard it, remembered it and brought it to the show. That is a gift. I haven't even added anything. It's like a cat bringing a dead bird -- it's a treasure.