TV's New Primetime

8:00 Friends
8:30 Girlfriends
9:00 One Guy with Several Female Friends
9:30 My Gay Friends
10:00 Friends You Wish You Had But Don't

8:00 Real Humans in Real Pain
8:30 Feral Dingoes Eating Children on Tape
9:00 Jiggle It Beach
9:30 LA Chicks With Private Dicks

8:00 Where My Wife At?
8:30 Girls Mainline Gossip
9:00 Me & My Psychic
9:30 Dawson's Clothes

8:00 Blurry Steve
8:30 Inaudible City Council Meeting
9:00 Do We Have A Caller On The Line? Hello?
9:30 The Best Of Lunch Menus
10:00 Men With Braids Speak Out

8:00 Andy Dick: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
8:30 John Belushi: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
9:00 Robert Downey Jr.: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
9:30 River Phoenix: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
10:00 Bobby Brown: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills

8:00 Finland's Brutal Men
8:30 Being Hit By A Trolley Regional Semifinals
9:00 60 Minutes Of Joe Theismann's Leg Breaking
10:00 Coed Spread-Eagled Weight-Training From Maui

8:00 How Can I Choose Between My Daughters?
9:00 The Abused Wife Who Didn't Mean To Kill Her Policeman Husband in Self-Defense
10:00 The Boy Whose Mommy Watched Far Too Much Television

8:00 Roberto Amorosa en Agua Caliente!
9:00 Whoomp! Donde Esta?
9:30 Gooooooal!
10:00 Ai! Ai! Ai! Ai! Ai!
10:30 La Hora de Goya

8:00 Bare Ambition
8:30 Naked Exposition
9:00 Body Of Nudity
10:00 Unclothed Anguish