If I Had a Hammer

A man is in court for murder and the judge says, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."

A voice at the back of the court says, "You bastard."

The judge continues, "You are also charged with beating your daughter to death with a hammer."

Again the voice at the back of the court says, "You bastard."

The judge says, "We cannot have any more of these outbursts from you. What is the problem?"

The man at the back of the court says, "Fifteen years I lived next door to that bastard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one!"

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