Door Prize

Joe frequently attends his church Bingo club, and every week, a gag door prize is given out. One week, Joe is presented with a toilet brush.

"What the hell is this?'" he asks the pastor.

"Why, it's a toilet brush."

"Oh, I see," says Joe.

A couple weeks later, the pastor jokingly asks Joe how the brush is working.

He replies, "Well, it's okay, but I think I'll go back to using paper."