I went to North Dakota, and it was closed. The whole state -- I had to go around. They wouldn't let me in. I go, 'Come on, I gotta pee!' Nope. He goes, 'You gotta buy something.' I know -- and I only had $10 bucks, so I bought, like, 200 acres.
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