You know you drink too much coffee when...

  1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.
  2. You chew on your roommate's fingernails.
  3. You can jump-start your car without cables.
  4. You do twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
  5. You can't remember your second cup.
  6. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
  7. Starbucks has a mortgage on your house.
  8. Your birthday is a national holiday in Columbia.
  9. You don't sweat - you percolate.
  10. You grind coffee beans in your mouth.

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