Van Gogh's Relatives

After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:

His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh

His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh

The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh

The constipated uncle: Can't Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stop'n Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U Gogh

The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh

The cousin in Illinois: Chica Gogh

His magician uncle: Wherediddy Gogh

His Italian uncle: Day Gogh

His Mexican cousin: Amee Gogh

The Mexican cousin's American half-brother: Grin Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt: Tan Gogh

A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh

The bird lover uncle: Flamin Gogh

His nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh

The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking: Wayto Gogh

The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh

His niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh.