Ron Richards: Bathroom Ozone

Do you ever go in the bathroom after someone has, shall we say, ruined the ozone? I was in one the other night. It was like Satan was in there before me: all the mirrors cracked, the wallpaper's peeling off the wall, the toilet paper roll's going around by itself. There was a rat in the corner going, 'My eyes! My eyes! I can't see!'

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