10) When people go the speed limit in the fast lane
9) When you just can't seem to get a green light when you're in a hurry.
8) When the police speed in regular traffic, but go the speed limit in emergencies.
7) When police or firemen turn their sirens and lights on just to get past the red light.
6) When their is nothing in the fridge when you're hungry, but when you're full, so is the fridge.
5) When, on the toilet, you go to reach for the toilet paper and....
4) Bob Costas.
3) When the gas prices go up in the summer when you need to use the A/C.
2) When the police pull you over, and you realize you forgot to take the reefer out of your ashtray.
1) When you go to pull the trigger to save your own life, and the gun just goes ''click.'''