Rehearsals vs. Performances

A newlywed was discussing his honeymoon. He says to his buddy at lunch, "Last night, I rolled over, tapped my beautiful young wife on the shoulder and gave her a wink, and we had ourselves a performance! Around 2 o'clock, I rolled over and gave my sweetie a nudge, and we had ourselves another performance. Well, being so newly married, I waited quietly in bed while my beauty slept until I couldn't wait any longer. It was 4 o'clock when I gave her a little nudge. We immediately had ourselves a rehearsal."

"A rehearsal?" his buddy asked. "Don't you mean a performance?"

"No -- a rehearsal is when nobody comes."