Eliot Chang: Juicy Ass

Ladies, let's be real. You don't dress like that because you don't want us to look. You don't put the word 'juicy' on your ass and not expect us to read it. And, by the way, that is the worst word. If your ass is juicy: see a doctor. That is not something you brag about. That is something you keep to yourself. If you're going to put 'juicy' on the back, just put 'itchy' on the front.