Hari Kondabolu: Hybrid Escalade

As I was exiting my apartment this evening, I saw parked out in front a hybrid Escalade. A hybrid Escalade. Come to terms with that reality. What kind of people are buying a hybrid Escalade? 'Well, you see, I'm an environmentalist. And my husband's a fucking douchebag. And this is how we compromise to keep our sham marriage alive.'