Lynne Koplitz: More Enthusiastic, Please

He was like, 'Could you be enthusiastic, please?' Not for nothing, but I've been with him for five years. His penis is in syndication at this point. You want enthusiasm? Make it do something I've never seen it do before, like the dishes. Oh, I would be so enthusiastic. I'd be like, 'Go, penie! Go, penie! Go, penie!'