Achmed: I love the nightlife here.
Jeff: What part of the nightlife?
Achmed: They have live sex shows.
Jeff: Really? Where?
Achmed: In the hotel room right next to mine.
Jeff: That's my room.
Achmed: Next time you should get a partner.
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