Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?
A: So he can tell if he's coming or going.

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77
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A Blonde's Brain
A Daring New Position
A Death in the Family
A Few Good Lawyers
A Hole in the Head
A Hooker & a Bungee Jump
A Husband's Realization
A Lesson in Government
A Lesson In Morals
A Limerick About a Man From Peru
A Man's Heart
A man's logic
A Math Professor's Mistake
A Problemic Polemic
A.J. Jamal: Big Butt
Adam Ferrara: Doing My Part
Adam Ferrara: Fondest Childhood Memory
Adam Ferrara: Gotta Fight
Adam Ferrara: Look to Nature
Adam Ferrara: Love This Girl
Adam Ferrara: Mail Order Bride
Adam Ferrara: Meant for Me
Adam's New Organs
Adding Blonde
Adventures in Disneyland
After 69
Airplane Fashion
Airplane Hijinx
Al Jackson: Erectile Dysfunction
Al Madrigal: Hip to the Lingo
Alexandra McHale: Not a Compliment
Allen Edge: Nothing But Dial
American Beer & Canoeing
Andrew Norelli: Breast Donation
Andy Kindler: Death Penalty
Angelic Love
Another Bull Name
Ant: All the Gays on an Island
Ant: Lisp
Anthony Clark: Friendly in Ireland
Anthony Jeselnik: Addict Girlfriend
Anthony Jeselnik: Angry Girlfriend
Anthony Jeselnik: Better Man
Anthony Jeselnik: Christmas Gifts
Anthony Jeselnik: Ex-Girlfriend's Killer
Anthony Jeselnik: Ex-Girlfriend's Parakeet
Arctic Hooker
Ardal O'Hanlon: Acute Pain
Arj Barker: Date Night Driving Arrangements
Arj Barker: In Love With a Philosophy Major
Arkansas Fertility
Art Gallery Nudes
Artificial Intelligence in a Bottle
Ash Blonde
Ashes to Ashes
At the Door
At the Pharmacy
Bad Day for Blondie
Bad Food
Bad Pickup Line
Baking Blondes
Balls & Old Ladies
Banana Peel
Bang Bang!
Banister
Bar Ladder
Barbie & Paris
Barry Marder: Penis Enlargement
Basement Full of Blondes
Basketball Chicken
Bathtub Anxieties
Baywatch
Bedside Confession
Ben Bailey: Couple Blowout
Ben Kronberg: Little Girls With Makeup
Beyond Impotent
Big Jay Oakerson: Asian Girlfriend
Bigamy
Bill Clinton's Favorite Card Game
Bill Dwyer: Nurse Fantasy Games
Bill Gates's Hard Drive
Bill Maher: The Decider
Bird of Peace, Bird of Love
Black Eyes
Blake Clark: Cousins
Blond Dog
Blond Father
Blond with a cell phone
Blonde & Brunette on a Cliff
Blonde & Goldfish
Blonde & House
Blonde & License Plates
Blonde & Missed Bus
Blonde & Pizza
Blonde Ale
Blonde Alumna
Blonde Ambition
Blonde at the Elmo Factory
Blonde Bicycle
Blonde Bird Killer
Blonde Brain
Blonde Brain Cells
Blonde Burn
Blonde Chainsaw Massacre
Blonde Coffee Drinker
Blonde Confusion
Blonde Counting
Blonde Crossing
Blonde Cruise
Blonde Driver
Blonde Driving
Blonde Email
Blonde Feels Golf Balls
Blonde Gets a Job
Blonde Grenadier
Blonde Hair
Blonde Headlights
Blonde Helps with Laundry
Blonde in a Leather Jacket
Blonde in a Library
Blonde in Disguise
Blonde in Freezer
Blonde in Pain
Blonde in the Mirror
Blonde Invention
Blonde Job Application
Blonde Jokes
Blonde Laugh
Blonde License
Blonde Lightbulb
Blonde Love-Handles
Blonde Luck
Blonde Makeup
Blonde Meets Cheerios
Blonde NASA Engineer
Blonde Naval Destroyer
Blonde Needs Braces
Blonde Nurse
Blonde on a Fence
Blonde on Blonde
Blonde on Fire
Blonde on the Computer
Blonde Paints a Porch
Blonde Pregnancy
Blonde Puzzle
Blonde Radio
Blonde's Appendicitis
Blonde's Arrow
Blonde's Bellybutton
Blonde's Blow Job
Blonde's Bridge
Blonde's Car Preferences
Blonde's Challenge
Blonde's Coat Hanger
Blonde's Computer Freeze
Blonde's Connection Down
Blonde's Favorite Blonde Joke
Blonde's Favorite Group
Blonde's Finals
Blonde's Helicopter Lesson
Blonde's Legs
Blonde's License
Blonde, Brunette, Blonde
Blondes & Airplanes
Blondes & Basketball
Blondes & Bottle Caps
Blondes & Candles
Blondes & Computers
Blondes & Fun
Blondes & Ice Cubes
Blondes & Pianos
Blondes & Pickles
Blondes 'n' Birth Control
Blondes at a Drive-In
Blondes Blow It
Blondes in a Box
Blondes in a Circle
Blondes Love Blonde Jokes
Blondes Making Kool-Aid
Bob Nickman: Beach Outing
Bob Oschack: Dabbling in Marriage
Bob Oschack: Happily Married
Bob Oschack: Masturbation Is a Biological Necessity
Bob Oschack: Recognize
Bobby Miyamoto: Got the Old Man's Attention
Bobcat Goldthwait: Gay Bashing
Body Part Preference
Boiled Egg
Bonnie McFarlane: Bad Math
Bonnie McFarlane: Never Be a Lesbian
Bonnie McFarlane: New Diaphragm
Bonnie McFarlane: Night Jogging
Bonnie McFarlane: Raising the Baby
Boogie Nights
Boris Hamilton: Once Is Enough
Bow-Legged Cowgirls
Boys & Girls
Bra & Hat
Brain Fart
Brains
Brett Butler: Answering Catcalls
Brett Butler: Not a Lesbian
Brian Kiley: Marry Daddy
Brian Kiley: New Father
Brian Kiley: Psych Paper
Brian Posehn: Blind Dates
Brian Posehn: Catcall
Brian Posehn: Cybersex
Brian Posehn: Hating on the Ex
Brian Posehn: Having a Baby
Brian Posehn: Masturbation Fantasy
Brian Posehn: Punishment
Bride & Broom
Bridge to Hawaii
Brunette Meets Genie
Brunette, Blonde, Brunette
Bubba
Busy Redneck
Carlos Mencia: Castro District
Carlos Mencia: Every Guy Craps His Pants
Carol Leifer: Bisexual
Carol Leifer: Junk Mail
Carol Leifer: Lingerie at the Beginning
Carol Leifer: The Big Island
Cash Levy: Closure
Cash Levy: Lions
Castaway Gals
Catch a Bra
Cathy Ladman: Caught the Bouquet
Cathy Ladman: Mammogram
Cathy Ladman: Men's Eyebrows
Cathy Ladman: The Problem With Marriage
Chad Daniels: Genetic Advancements
Chad Daniels: Mother-In-Law
Chairman of the Board
Change of Pace
Charlie Grandy: Hepatitis C
Chaste Nudist
Chatting Penises
Cheating
Chelsea Handler: Alcoholics Anonymous
Chelsea Handler: Bride's Maid
Chelsea Handler: Circumcision Decision
Chelsea Handler: Foreign Accents
Chelsea Handler: Guys With One Ball
Chelsea Handler: More Fun to Be Around
Chelsea Handler: My First Midget
Chelsea Handler: Not Excited About Alcoholism
Chelsea Handler: On Becoming a Lesbian
Chelsea Peretti: I Heart Nerds
Childless Psychics
Children & Cars
Chillin' Biddies
Chris McGuire: Old Fashioned Perverts
Christian Finnegan: Moaning Leak
Christmas Blondes
Christmas Bonus
Christmas Chimney Congestion
Chucky at the Movies
Cindy Eaton: Ladies' Cigarettes
City Girls and Country Boys
Clams Casino
Clearly Cheating
Clinton Jackson: Japanese Mother, Black Father
College Pride
Complicated Breasts
Computer + Prostitute
Computer Diagnosis
Condom
Condom Dog
Condom Recycling
Confusing Blonde
Corduroy Condom
Corey Holcomb: Backup Girlfriend
Corey Holcomb: Conversation to a Minimum
Corey Holcomb: In Exchange
Corey Holcomb: Ladies Over 30
Corey Holcomb: Misunderstood Erectile Problems
Cory Kahaney: From My First Marriage
Cory Kahaney: In the Morning
Cory Kahaney: Meeting Guys in Bars
Count Chock Full of Nuts
Counting Condoms
Country Party
Crazy Little Critters
Crossing the Lake
D**k & Balls
Dad Eats Lightbulbs
Dan Boulger: I Know I'd Get Laid
Dan Boulger: Lots of Complete Accidents
Dan Mintz: Really Nice Guitar
Dana Gould: Dating a Goth Chick
Dana Gould: Hypocritical Liberal Los Angeles
Danny Bevins: Marriage Is Not a Job
Danny Cohen: No Ben-Gay in This House
Darrell Hammond: Bragging
Darrell Hammond: Combining Rage and Information
Darrell Hammond: In Every Marriage Book
Darrell Hammond: Marriage Quiz
Dating a Prostitute
Dave Attell: Against Porno
Dave Attell: Cleavage
Dave Attell: Gay Porno
Dave Attell: Make My Own Fun
Dave Attell: Never Get Girls in the Movies
Dave Attell: On Breastfeeding
David Cross: Necrophiliacs
David Huntsberger: Hermaphrodite Population
Dead Again
Dead Blonde in Closet
Definition of a Chauvinist Pig
Definition of Indefinitely
Demetri Martin: Important Information on the Butt
Demetri Martin: Pillow Fights
Denis Leary: Laptops May Lead to Impotence
Dentata
Dentist
Deon Cole: 3D
DeRay: Bird Hit by a Car
DeRay: Gas Prices
DeRay: Grabbed in the Club
Devil in the Church
Dillon Garcia: Clothes That Fit
Dillon Garcia: Designated Black Person
Dillon Garcia: New Girl
Dina Pearlman: Meeting Men
Dirty Cowboy Mustache
Dirty Knees
Dirty Raggedy Ann
Disease
Divorce
Divorce & Circumcision
Divorced & Drunk
Divorced Barbie
DL Hughley: Gay Flute
Doggy Licks
Donald Glover: Kix Cereal
Donald Glover: Not That Different
Donkey-Onion Hybrid
Donnell Rawlings: Friends With Cool Jobs
Doug Benson: Ever Been Driving Along...
Doug Mellard: Prophylactics
Dov Davidoff: In the Pharmacy
Dov Davidoff: Outed My Cousin
Dov Davidoff: The Enemy
Dr. Dave's Hairy Indiscretion
Dragons
Drew Fraser: Like a Race
Drew Fraser: Only 30 Minutes
Drop In
Duck at the Pharmacy
Dumb Brunettes
Dumped by His Girlfriend
Dwayne Perkins: Enough Girl Friends
Dwayne Perkins: Everything for the Ladies
Dwayne Perkins: Keep the Date Cheap
Dwayne Perkins: Not Going Dutch
Dwayne Perkins: The Guy Friend
Ear Condoms
Earthquake: Married Friends
Eddie Gossling: Nelly's Musical Powers
Ego Killer
Elephant & Naked Man
Elephant & Prostitute
Elephant Encounter
Elephant Feet
Eliot Chang: Consolation Prize
Eliot Chang: Do Not Cheat
Eliot Chang: Facebook Me
Eliot Chang: Gay Friend
Eliot Chang: Girlfriend and Ex-Girlfriend
Eliot Chang: Juicy Ass
Eliot Chang: Politically Correct Friend
Emily Heller: Homeless Guy
Eric Krug: Learning From Parents
Eternity
Evan Davis: Got Married
Exotic Male Dancer Cash
Extra-Large Condoms
Eye Exam
F-A-R-M
Fabrice Fabrice: Michael Jackson's Father
Fair Exchange
Faking It
Farmer and the Cow
Fast-Food Blondes
Fatty McVirgin
Feelin' Blue
Felipe Esparza: Hot Gay Brother
Feminists Change a Light Bulb
Fence of Love
Finesse Mitchell: Gangster Girlfriend
Fire & Pimpin'
First Impressions are Everything
Fish 'n' D**ks
Fisherman's Friend
Five Minutes to Midnight
Five Pounds of Fat
Five-Pound Fly
Flash Me
Flat Blondes
Flies in a Light Bulb
Flighty Blonde
Fly Away
Flying Condom
Food for the Hungry
Foot-Long Carrot
Fortune 500
Four Blondes in a Pickup
Friends With Hookers
Frosty Divorce
Gabriel Iglesias: At the Dance Club
Gabriel Iglesias: Evolution of Life
Garden Hose
Garden of Eden
Garden of Eden Limerick
Gary Owen: Man, It's Hot
Geek Booty Call... Math
Gene Pompa: Change of Heart
Gene Pompa: Equal Pay
Gene Pompa: Gay Older Brother
Gene Pompa: Immature Girlfriend
Geoff Keith: Out of My League
George of the Jungle
Geriatric Breasts
Geriatric Halloween
Get Busy
Gilbert Gottfried: Arrested for Masturbation
Gilbert Gottfried: Masturbation Crime
Gina Brillon: Already Have a Boyfriend
Girls' Night Out
Give the Dog a Bone
Gone Camping
Good Blow Jobs
Good Girl...Bad Girl
Got Milk?
Got Nuts?
Grandma's Condition
Grandma's Racy New Panties
Grandpa's Condoms
Greek Navy
Green and Eats Nuts
Green and Jumpy
Green Lipstick
Greg Behrendt: A Peach
Greg Behrendt: A Plus and a Minus
Greg Behrendt: Car Mechanics
Greg Behrendt: Reasoning With the Girlfriend
Greg Fitzsimmons: David Paterson's Affair
Greg Fitzsimmons: Discovering Likes and Dislikes
Greg Fitzsimmons: Irish Grandparents
Greg Fitzsimmons: Is Love Real?
Greg Fitzsimmons: Love at 18
Greg Fitzsimmons: Married Couple Friends
Greg Giraldo: Fantasy Life
Greg Giraldo: Gay Men Built Like Bodybuilders
Greg Giraldo: Monkey Pox
Greg Giraldo: The Patriot Act
Greg Hahn: Make Me Jealous
Gum
Guys & Dolls
Gynecological Echo
Hand-Eye Coordination
Hand-Me-Downs
Happy Baby
Hard Drive
Hari Kondabolu: Female President
Hari Kondabolu: Hybrid Escalade
Has a Head
Hayes MacArthur: Asking for Directions
Hayes MacArthur: Creature Comfort
Heavenly Marital Help
Heffahump
Helen Keller Discovers Masturbation
Helen Keller Driving
Helen Keller Masturbating
Here, Piggy, Piggy
Higher Learning
Hillbilly Newlyweds
His Holy Crossword
Hold Back the Monster
Hold the Mayo
Homeward Blonde
Hormonal Imbalance
Horny Old Ladies
Horror Movie Blonde
Hot Breakfast
Hotel Hijinx
How to Circumcise a Redneck
Hubby Homing Device
Human DNA and Goats
Hungry Blonde
Hurricane & Marriage
Husband Detector
Husbands' Performance
I Am Confused. Really, Really Confused.
Ian Bagg: Bad Boyfriend
Ian Bagg: Giving Raspberries
Ice Cream
Ice Hole
Icy Blonde
In Cider
In the Navy
Incest Farm
Inconvenient Flowers
Incredible Confession
Intelligent Preference
Iranians
Irishmen & Their Lightbulbs
Iron Phone
Island Innovation
It's Golden
J. Chris Newberg: Meeting Her Dad
J.R. Havlan: Hair and Hairs
Jack and Jill II
Jack Coen: Breast Implants
Jack Coen: Empathizing With Monica Lewinsky
Jack Coen: Less Fight
Jack Gallagher: Nursing Bras
Jackie Kashian: Getting a Massage
Jake Johannsen: China's Population
Jake Johannsen: Cult Leader
Jake Johannsen: If Love Was Easy
James Johann: Girls Are Neat
James Johann: Like a Math Problem
Jan Karem: Pre-Historic Dates
Jane's Dirty Mind
Janeane Garofalo: Cake in the House
Janine DiTullio: Genital Mutilation
Janine DiTullio: Health Insurance Plan
Jared Logan: Hottest Place I Ever Made Love to My Ex
Jason Andors: At Home With My Mom
Jason Kuller: Favorite Position
Jason Kuller: Penal Enlargement
Jay Mohr: Imperfections
Jeff Caldwell: Birth Control
Jeff Cesario: Classic Italian Male Body
Jeff Cesario: Married Life
Jeff Cesario: Never Notice Eyebrows
Jeff Dunham: Being Overeager with Frozen Drinks and Marriage
Jeff Dunham: Benefits of Divorce
Jeff Dunham: Dating After Divorce
Jeff Dunham: Free Love
Jeff Dunham: Love the Nightlife
Jeff Dunham: Nicknames in Bed
Jeff Dunham: Perception of Marriage
Jeff Dunham: Politically Correct Father's Day Card
Jeff Marder: Hump Day
Jesse Joyce: Hot Medical Interns
Jessi Klein: Backhanded Compliment
Jessi Klein: Before Marriage
Jessi Klein: Being a Bridesmaid
Jessi Klein: Cosmo Magazine
Jessi Klein: Just Once
Jessica Bern: Doing the Crossword
Jet Fuel Alcoholics
Jimmy Aleck: Buying Condoms
Jimmy Aleck: Not Answering That
Jimmy Carr: Arriving Early
Jimmy Carr: Fellating on a Plane
Jimmy Pardo: Big Breasts
Jingle Blondes
Jo Koy: On Childbirth
Joe DeVito: Broke and Alone
Joey Kola: The Male Bull Elephant Life
John Caparulo: Not for $1 Million
John Fox: Changing the Light Bulb
John Heffron: Better Chances
John Heffron: Gift Card
John Heffron: Like Marines
John Heffron: Marriage Is Like...
John Heffron: Not a Golfer
John Henton: Bill Clinton's Affairs
John Mendoza: Poetry Reading
John Mooney: Closing the Deal
Johnny Dark: Boy George
Joining the Colony
Jon Dore: Practical Jokes
Jon Fisch: Classes at the Gym
Jonathan Katz: My Father's Divorce
Jonathan Katz: No Experience
Judy Gold: Masculine Look
Judy Gold: Performing for Bill Clinton
Julian McCullough: Drunk Girl Orgasm
Julian McCullough: Girlfriend at Night
Julian McCullough: Living With a Girlfriend
Julian McCullough: My First Girlfriend
Jungle Gaiety
Just Depends
Juston McKinney: Parents' Love
Karen Addison: At the Doctor's Office
Karen Addison: Cheap Date
Karen Anderson: Best Day Ever
Karen Bergreen: Bored at a Party
Karith Foster: Language Barrier
Kathleen Madigan: At the Laundromat
Kelly MacFarland: Boston Men
Kelly Monteith: Irreconcilable Differences
Kevin Kataoka: Good Old Days
Kevin Meaney: Blind Dates
Kevin Nealon: First Date
King Arthur's Dilemma
Kirk Fox: Egg Donation
Knock Knock... Blow
Kurt Metzger: A Perfect "8"
Kurt Metzger: Penis Academy
Kyle Dunnigan: A Good Friend Comes Out
Kyle Dunnigan: Not a Good Match
Kyle Grooms: Ghetto Girl
Kyle Grooms: Interracial Dating
Kyle Grooms: My Girlfriend's Family
Kyle Kinane: Always a Miracle
Kyle Kinane: Hand Jobs
Laptop
Larry Amoros: Finding Gays in the Military
Larry Amoros: On Congressman Jesse Helms
Larry Brown: Buying Condoms
Larry Brown: Dad's Advice
Last Night of Lovin'
Laugh Lines
Laundromat Blues
Laura Kightlinger: Gay Border
Laura Kightlinger: Gay Pride Parades
Laura Kightlinger: Holidays for the Lonely
Lauren Dombrowski: No Need to Look
Laurie Kilmartin: Dating an Immigrant
Laurie Kilmartin: Hooray for Hookers
Laurie Kilmartin: Immigrant Boyfriend
Laurie Kilmartin: Over-Packing
Lawyers in Lust
Leg Chat
Legal Jargon!
Leo Allen: Crazy Cat Lady
Leper and Prostitute
Lesbian Dinosaur
Lesbian Hardwood
Lesbian License
Lesbians' Flooring
Lesson Learned
Lester Barrie: Friends' Bad Advice
Lewis Black: Absolute Faith
Lewis Dix: 24-Hour Labor
Lewis Dix: Abusive Man With Jheri Curls
LifeSavers
Lightbulb...Californians
Linda Hill: Close Enough
Lisa DeLarios: Gentlemen's Clubs
Lisa Lampanelli: Boyfriend's Occupation
Lisa Lampanelli: Italian Husband
Lisa Lampanelli: One Guy From Every Race
Lisa Landry: Anything to Make Him Happy
Lisa Landry: Catholic Mom, Jewish Dad
Lisa Landry: Cheating on Myself
Lisa Landry: Marriage and "Groundhog Day"
Lisa Landry: Nice Guys
Little Girls
Little Green Balls
Little Johnny and God
Little Johnny and the ABC's
Little Johnny is Number One
Little Johnny... Know It All
Little Johnny... Peanut
Little Johnny... Playing Cards
Little Johnny... Quit Bugging Me
Little Johnny... The Birds and the Bees
Little Johnny... The Mouse
Little Red's Granny
Little-Known Facts
Lois Bromfield: After 30
Lois Bromfield: Guys Can Be Pigs
Loni Love: Cheap Condoms
Loni Love: Not Hard for a Pimp
Loose Potatoes
Losin' It
Lottery
Louis Katz: Married Friends
Louis Ramey: All Gay Platoon
Louis Ramey: An Honest Politician
Louis Ramey: The Male Orgasm
Louis, The French Fighter Pilot
Love & Basketball
Love and Herpes?
LSD Cocktail
Lucky Baby Hermaphrodite
Lucky MotherDucker
Lunch is back
Lynne Koplitz: Crotch Expansion
Lynne Koplitz: More Enthusiastic, Please
Lynne Koplitz: Quatro-Boob
Mad Cow Concern
Mad Cow Immunity
Madame President
Mail-In Blonde
Major Crackage
Male & Female Brains
Male Animal
Male Bashing
Male Chauvinist Pig
Male Disorientation
Male Lie Detector
Male Masturbation
Man Catches Crocodile
Man From Cass Limerick
Man in the Mirror
Man of the House
Marc Maron: Marriage Is Not All About Love
Marc Maron: Marriage Proposal
Marc Maron: Married Once Before
Marc Maron: Mathematical Cure for Jealousy
Margaret Cho: Hopeless Ex
Maria Bamford: A Lip Performance Color
Maria Bamford: Breast Implants
Maria Bamford: Fear of Dating
Maria Bamford: Homesick
Maria Bamford: Just a Really Nice Guy
Marina Franklin: Desperate
Marina Franklin: First Lady
Marina Franklin: I Like the Little Ones
Mark Brazill: Marriage for Priests
Mark Cohen: Buying Condoms
Mark Cohen: My Father's Counsel
Mark Gross: Poor People Are Better in Bed
Mark Normand: Gay Bars
Mary Lynn Rajskub: Lady Area
Maryellen Hooper: Barbie Heads
Maryellen Hooper: Cutting Guys' Hair
Matt Braunger: Dove Made of Rainbows
Maxi Pad to the Fart
Medieval Booty Call... Bastard
Megan Mooney: Bridesmaid Dresses
Men
Men & Lava Lamps
Men & Light Bulbs
Men 'n' Lightbulbs
Men and Blenders
Men and Diapers
Men and Directions
Men and Lightbulbs
Men Are Here Because...
Men's Brains
Meow, Baby
Michael Kosta: German Girlfriend
Michael Kosta: Judgmental Mom
Michael Kosta: Prefer Anorexics
Microwave Cookery
Mike Birbiglia: Brakes on an Orgy
Mike Birbiglia: Cozy New Apartment
Mike Birbiglia: Fear the Most
Mike Birbiglia: Five Dates
Mike Birbiglia: Gay Cats
Mike Black: Awesome Girlfriend With a Great Job
Mike Britt: The Difference in Cheating
Mike DeStefano: It's a Disease
Mike DeStefano: Look in the Mirror
Mike DeStefano: Mercy Killings
Mike DeStefano: No Question
Mike DeStefano: The Ex-Girlfriend and Mike
Mike Dugan: Blaming Music
Mike Dugan: Dating Again
Mike Lawrence: Fight With a Girlfriend
Mike Lawrence: Immortality
Mike Lucas: Commitment
Miss Piggy's Addition
Mitch Fatel: I Love My Penis
Mitch Fatel: Loving Lingerie
Mitch Fatel: The Female Orgasm
Mitch Fatel: The Mitch Fatel Questionnaire
Mmmmmmmilk
Mmmmmmmmmm...
Mo Mandel: Asian Massage Parlor
Mo Mandel: Dirty Future
Mo Mandel: Egg Donation
Mo Mandel: Fan Base
Mo Mandel: Problem With Prostitution
Moby Dick
Monkey Love
Monks Made a Mistake
Moosehead Beer
Mopeds and Fat Ladies
Morning After the Orgy
Moshe Kasher: Middle America
Mother-in-Law
Mountain Bike
Mr. Macho
Multi-purpose
Murder Mystery Porn
My Dad's Better
Myq Kaplan: College Dorm
Myq Kaplan: Jewish Divorce Custom
Na'im Lynn: Ready to Get Married
Natasha Leggero: Boston Blackout
Natasha Leggero: Male Comics
Nate Bargatze: Marriage Is Like a Mosh Pit
Nate Bargatze: Not Good at Marriage
National Pastime
Native American Hijinx
Natural Blonde
Neal Brennan: Barack Obama Rebound Boyfriend
Neal Brennan: Boob Pictures
New Bull
New Favorite Number
News for Adam and Eve
Nick DiPaolo: Bringing a Nine-Inch Black Dildo to Bed
Nick DiPaolo: C**k-Blocked
Nick DiPaolo: Getting a Big Girl Drunk
Nick DiPaolo: Going After the Dad
Nick DiPaolo: Loving the Outdoors
Nick DiPaolo: Nine-Inch Black Dildo
Nick Griffin: Crux of Male Existence
Nine Is Enough
No Backseat Blonde
No Knock Knocks for Blondes
Norm Macdonald - Clueless Guy
Norm MacDonald: Battling Cancer
Nudist BMOC
Nudist Camp
Number of Blonde Jokes
Nun Attack
Nunsense
Nursing Home
Nuts & Bolts
Obese Michigan Mammas
Octopus Love
Of Mice and Men
Oldest Couple Ever
One day Adam and Eve notice God...
One-Eyed Blonde
Oooh and "Ahhhh"
Ooopsies
Oppressive Potato
Orange Oddity
Orgasm-isms
Otis Lee Crenshaw: Real Country Music
Pam Matteson: My Father's Brag
Pantyhose
Parallel Parking for Blondes
Parsley
Paul Provenza: Anybody Could Have a Disease
Paul Provenza: Inner Child
Paul Provenza: Masturbation Class
Penelope Lombard: Late Period
Penguins Drive Cars
Penis Enlargement
Penis Names
Perfect Fit
Perfect Penis
Perverted Parrot
Pete Dominick: Girlfriend's Proposal
Pete Holmes: Not a Manly Guy
Pete Lee: Materialistic Girlfriend
Peter Berman: How to Meet a Good Guy
Peter Berman: Knowing It's Over
Peter Berman: Married Fights
Phil Palisoul: Kegel Exercises
Phil Palisoul: Pulled Groin
Phone Job
Pickle in the Pants
Pickled Bread
Pickles & Deer
Pickpockets and Gynecologists
Picture perfect
Pig Farmer
Pig!
Pigskin Pro
Pillsbury Doughboy
Pinocchio
Pinocchio and Raggedy Ann
Pirate Booty Call... Blonde
Pit Bull with Herpes
Playing Doctor
Pokemon for Adults
Political Bookmarks
Poor Couple
Pop Goes The Blonde
Porcupine Love
Positions
Potato, Potat-ho
Pregnant Dairy Queen
Pregnant Nun
Princess and Frog
Prison Mail
Professional Practical Jokes on the Groom
Professor of Logic
Prostitute's Children
Psychology Class
Psychology Co-Ed
Puzzled Blonde
Quickie
Quinn Dahle: Back to My Place
Quinn Dahle: Male Masseuse
Rabbit Breakout
Rachel Feinstein: New Breed of Men
Real Blonde?
Redhead Joke
Redneck Girl
Redneck Honeymoon
S & M
The "No Love" Boat
The 12 Days of Christmas
The 45 Difference
The 69ers
The Aggie, the Longhorn, and the Goat
The Amazing Health Computer
The Answer
The Bachelor's Life
The Bar Exam
The BDC
The Bear Hunter
The Best Kind of Housekeeping
The Best Pub for Free Drinks
The Black Condom
The Blonde & The Coke Machine
The Blonde ABC's
The Blonde and Car Maintenance
The Blonde and Her Melons
The Blonde and the Blinker
The Blonde and the Deodorant
The Blonde and the E-Mail
The Blonde and the Jumper
The Blonde Flight Attendant
The Blonde Flu
The Blonde Fox
The Blonde Hostess
The Bus Driver
The Businessman's Medical Problem
The Confession
The Cost of Pleasure
The Crabby Cabbie
The Cross-Eyed Cow
The D.C. Hookers Read the Paper
The Dentist
The Deserted Island
The Difference Between Like and Love
The Doctor's Convention
The Dynamite Kid
The Engineer and the Frog
The Eternal Optimist
The Eve of Creation
The Exorcist
The Eyes Have It
The Farmer and the Prostitute
The Farmer's Daughters
The Fence
The First Lady's patriotic duties
The Flying Condom
The FortyNunners
The Fridge
The Golden Fiddle
The Golfer
The Golfer and the Buttercups
The Greatest Cow
The Gynecologist's Glasses
The Height of Noise
The Hunting Knife
The Husband's Best Friend
The Key to Heaven
The Lady and the Facelift
The Lady, the Pickle and the Mailman
The Little Crab
The Lollipop Line
The Mailbox
The Man With One Brain
The Mathematics of Love
The Midget
The Mortician's Big Discovery
The Mother F*cker
The Muffler
The Native American Clock
The New Motorcycle
The New Recruit
The Newlywed Game
The Newlyweds and the Doorknob
The Offspring
The Only Difference
The Painter's Eyesight
The Perfect Husband
The Pickle Factory
The Pig Lover
The Praying Parrot
The President's Dog
The Queen
The Raffle
There was a little boy and a little girl ...
This Joke Hurts
This Joke is Bananas!
This Little Piggy
Will Durst: Nixon, Carter and Kennedy on a Boat

Jokes

Men and Directions

Men and Directions

Men/Women

$10 Complaint

350 Pounder

50/50

6.9

69

7-11

72

77

80 Pounder

911

A Blonde's Brain

A Daring New Position

A Death in the Family

A Few Good Lawyers

A Hole in the Head

A Hooker & a Bungee Jump

A Husband's Realization

A Lesson in Government

A Lesson In Morals

A Limerick About a Man From Peru

A Man's Heart

A man's logic

A Math Professor's Mistake

A Problemic Polemic

A.J. Jamal: Big Butt

Adam Ferrara: Doing My Part

Adam Ferrara: Fondest Childhood Memory

Adam Ferrara: Gotta Fight

Adam Ferrara: Look to Nature

Adam Ferrara: Love This Girl

Adam Ferrara: Mail Order Bride

Adam Ferrara: Meant for Me

Adam's New Organs

Adding Blonde

Adventures in Disneyland

After 69

Airplane Fashion

Airplane Hijinx

Al Jackson: Erectile Dysfunction

Al Madrigal: Hip to the Lingo

Alexandra McHale: Not a Compliment

Allen Edge: Nothing But Dial

American Beer & Canoeing

Andrew Norelli: Breast Donation

Andy Kindler: Death Penalty

Angelic Love

Another Bull Name

Ant: All the Gays on an Island

Ant: Lisp

Anthony Clark: Friendly in Ireland

Anthony Jeselnik: Addict Girlfriend

Anthony Jeselnik: Angry Girlfriend

Anthony Jeselnik: Better Man

Anthony Jeselnik: Christmas Gifts

Anthony Jeselnik: Ex-Girlfriend's Killer

Anthony Jeselnik: Ex-Girlfriend's Parakeet

Arctic Hooker

Ardal O'Hanlon: Acute Pain

Arj Barker: Date Night Driving Arrangements

Arj Barker: In Love With a Philosophy Major

Arkansas Fertility

Art Gallery Nudes

Artificial Intelligence in a Bottle

Ash Blonde

Ashes to Ashes

At the Door

At the Pharmacy

Bad Day for Blondie

Bad Food

Bad Pickup Line

Baking Blondes

Balls & Old Ladies

Banana Peel

Bang Bang!

Banister

Bar Ladder