When I was 22, I'd be like, 'Shut up, man. I ain't gay. Shut up. I'll kill you, man. I'll kill you.' Now I'm like, 'Oh, you think I'm 37? Fine, I'm a queer. Whatever. 35? I'm a little pink cowboy.'
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