Blonde Love Handles

A blonde finds a lamp with a genie inside. He says, "I will grant you three wishes."

The blonde says, "For my first wish, I want my love handles to disappear."

The genie replies, "Your wish is my command."

Suddenly, the blonde exclaims, "Holy sh*t! What did you do with my ears?"

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