Does anybody here feel like they're solving a crime reading people's Facebook status updates? Be like, '8:36 PM: Elizabeth is going out for drinks with the girls tonight.' '8:49 PM: margaritas plus friends equals Heaven.' '9:03 PM: some weird guy in a windbreaker just bought me a drink.' '9:45 AM: walking down some highway in Nevada, WTF?!' Guy in windbreaker changes relationship status from 'single' to 'it's complicated.'