Ophira Eisenberg: Man With a Van

I just moved. I had my first experience with a man with a van. I forgot to ask him how much it was gonna cost, so he shows up and I'm like, 'Oh my God, how much is this gonna cost?' He's like, 'I don't know. What's it worth to you?' I'm like, 'What?' He's like, 'Yeah, let's negotiate.' So I was like, 'Alright, $50 bucks.' And he goes, '$60 and a date.' And I was like, '$70.'

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