Wanda Sykes: Never Go Out With Single Friends

I don't go out with my single friends -- not at all -- because I never have a good time, never have fun. We go to a club, a guy comes over -- 'Hey, can I buy you a drink?' They're like, 'No, she's married.' I'm like, 'Yeah, I'm married, but I'm thirsty. Why don't you shut the hell up, and let me have a free drink?'

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