Chelsea Peretti: Want a Boyfriend

You want whatever you don't have. Whenever I'm alone I'm like, 'I want a boyfriend, that'd be so fun. We'll hold hands and watch a movie.' But actually when you get one, what it is it's just someone watching you and watching your every move, and just connecting dots on all your flaws in your personality. After a while they're like, 'OK, this is who you are; it's a terrible person. You should work on it.' And then you watch a movie just to take a break. And that's love.

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