Sebastian: Dumped by E-Mail

I just got dumped recently -- on e-mail. When we first started dating, the e-mails were cute. Couldn't wait to put the computer on. Subject heading was always friendly: 'Hey baby, thinking of you dot dot dot'... I would open up her e-mail and every other word was a different color. You get the dump e-mail, it's a different story -- subject heading: none.