Jeff Dunham: Achmed's Son

Jeff: How do you not know who his mother is?

Achmed: I had 46 wives, you idiot. They all dressed the same and their faces were covered.

Jeff: How'd you tell them apart?

Achmed: The numbers on their backs.

Jeff: That's terrible.

Achmed: I know. Mother's Day is a bitch and so were most of the mothers.