I sleep fully naked with socks. I think it's sexy as hell. I don't know why she's complaining. I'm talking tube socks from 1978 -- they come up to my knees; I look like Olivia Newton John in the 'Let's Get Physical' video -- that's how hot I'm talking. But she gets mad: 'But I want to be naked. Why can't we both be naked, so we can feel each other?' 'The thing you need to feel doesn't have a sock, honey.'