Sheng Wang: Diamonds Are Forever

I got a lot of friends that are starting to get married. It's weird 'cause a lot of my female friends, I think they are progressive, liberal minded folks but when it comes to the engagement ring they want a traditional, big ass rock. I understand ladies love diamonds because diamonds are forever, true, but so is a plastic bag. 'Because my love is eternal, because my love will never break down -- I want to give you this non-biodegradable grocery sack. Don't be sad, girl, it's got like 50 carrots in there.'