Kyle Cease: Dating Codes

The best part of Nintendo were the codes. We had codes that got us to the end of the game immediately. Why can't we have that in real life? Just once I'd like to be on a date with a chick, when she starts talking about her cats and she's like, 'And this cat likes corn, and this one has diarrhea, and this one can fight crime...', I can be like, 'Up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A-select-start.' And then I'm in bed with her -- no more cats.

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