My wife travels a lot with her job. She's, uh, a drug mule. They are always on the go.

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Marriage

$100 Bill Tattoo
A Math Professor's Mistake
Adam Ferrara: Doing My Part
Adam Ferrara: Girlfriend's Wishes
Adam Ferrara: Gotta Fight
Adam Ferrara: I Was Thinking...
Adam Ferrara: Look to Nature
Adam Ferrara: Love This Girl
Adam Ferrara: Mail Order Bride
Adam Ferrara: Meant for Me
Adam Ferrara: Relationships and A.A.
Adam Ferrara: Sex Without Involvement
Adam Sandler: Just Be Dead
Ajai Sanders: Dating Those Black Men
Al Madrigal: My Wife and I Are Really In Sync
Alexandra McHale: Not a Compliment
Alfred Robles: Engaged for 10 Months
Alfred Robles: How Many Guys a Girl Has Slept With
Alfred Robles: Just Broke Up
Allen Edge: Nothing But Dial
Allen Edge: On How Women Fight
Allison Castillo: Dating a 22-Year-Old
Allison Castillo: Percentage of Singleness
Amanda Melson: In the First 12 Seconds
Amy Barnes: Weird Being Single
Amy Schumer: Dating a Deaf Guy
Amy Schumer: Ex-Boyfriend Problems
Amy Schumer: Hispanic Ex-Boyfriend
Amy Schumer: Lights Off
Amy Schumer: Making Out With a Homeless Guy
Amy Schumer: On a Date
Amy Schumer: Walked In
Amy Schumer: Worried About the Pictures
Andi Smith: The Only Thing I Like About Camping
Andy Kindler: She Had a Penis
Anita Wise: Keep your Hopes Up
Anita Wise: On Getting Married
Anthony Jeselnik: Addict Girlfriend
Anthony Jeselnik: Angry Girlfriend
Anthony Jeselnik: Better Man
Anthony Jeselnik: Christmas Gifts
Anthony Jeselnik: Gift for Who?
Anthony Szpak: Sorority Girls
Ardal O'Hanlon: More Dignified Than Sex
Ardal O'Hanlon: Two Types of People
Aries Spears: Michael Jordan Exception
Arj Barker: Date Night Driving Arrangements
Arj Barker: Did You Score?
Arj Barker: In Love With a Philosophy Major
Arj Barker: Moving Too Fast
Arj Barker: Second Base on the Date
Arj Barker: We'll Be Together
At the Door
Aziz Ansari: Senator Cornyn on Same-Sex Marriage
Banister
Barry Lank: Do Something You Enjoy
Becky Pedigo: Support Inter-Racial Dating
Ben Bailey: Couple Blowout
Ben Bailey: Telltale Stripper Signs
Beyond Impotent
Bill Burr: Don't Kill Your Wife
Bill Burr: Not Into Older Women
Bill Burr: On Young Women Marrying Old Men
Bill Dwyer: Circuit City Sex
Bill Dwyer: Life Insurance Waiting Game
Bill Dwyer: Nurse Fantasy Games
Bill Dwyer: Polygamist Wedding Vows
Bill Engvall: Bill, You're Out of Your Element!
Bill Engvall: Creepy Old Man Status Achieved At 50
Billy D. Washington: Things We Want to Know
Billy Gardell: Secret to a Good Relationship
Blake Clark: Cousins
Blonde Burn
Bob Marley: Great Thing About Marriage
Bob Nickman: Sizzler Cheater
Bob Oschack: Dabbling in Marriage
Bob Oschack: Get the Wife Into Bed Gimmick
Bob Oschack: Happily Married
Bob Oschack: Masturbation Is a Biological Necessity
Bob Oschack: On Renting Porn
Bob Oschack: Solid Relationship
Bobby Slayton: Married Deal
Bonnie McFarlane: Raising the Baby
Brendon Walsh: Trial Separation
Brendon Walsh: WMD Penis
Brian Kiley: Married Sex
Brian Kiley: Marry Daddy
Brian Kiley: Meeting the Wife
Brian Kiley: Pregnant Wife
Brian Kiley: Saying No
Brian Kiley: Setting Up Baby
Brian Kiley: Teacher Crush
Brian Kiley: Work Travel
Brian Posehn: Blind Dates
Brian Posehn: Hating on the Ex
Brian Posehn: Having a Baby
Bride & Broom
Bringing in Religion
Building Big Religious Families
Carmen Stockton: Married a Vacuum Cleaner Salesman
Carol Leifer: Lingerie at the Beginning
Carol Leifer: You're Close to Someone
Carol Siskind: In Girl Years
Carolina Rhea: On Construction Worker Catcalls
Caroline Rhea: Talkative Men
Cash Levy: Closure
Cash Levy: Wild Stallion
Cathy Ladman: Caught the Bouquet
Cathy Ladman: The Problem With Marriage
Chad Daniels: Mother-In-Law
Charlie Grandy: Can't Get Engaged
Chelsea Handler: Alcoholics Anonymous
Chelsea Handler: Bride's Maid
Chelsea Handler: More Fun to Be Around
Chelsea Handler: My First Midget
Chelsea Handler: No Wedding Gift
Chelsea Handler: Not Excited About Alcoholism
Chelsea Handler: Running Into the Ex
Chelsea Handler: Threesomes
Chelsea Peretti: Dating White Rappers
Chelsea Peretti: Showering With a Loved One
Chelsea Peretti: Want a Boyfriend
Chris Case: Threesome Fantasy
Chris Hardwick: Impressing Your Date
Chris Porter: Penis Slogans
Chris Zito: Remember Your Proposal?
Christian Finnegan: Not Tantric Sex
Christmas Gifts for Women
Christopher Titus: Scott Peterson Trial
Chuck Sklar: One-Quarter Cherokee
Chuck Sklar: Role Playing
Chuck Sklar: Sex for Exercise
Clearly Cheating
Clinton Jackson: Japanese Mother, Black Father
Clinton Jackson: Marrying a 19-Year-Old
Clinton Jackson: Talk to the Cat
Contraband Viagra
Corey Holcomb: Ask for What You Want
Corey Holcomb: Backup Girlfriend
Corey Holcomb: Break Up Science
Corey Holcomb: Break-Up House
Corey Holcomb: Conversation to a Minimum
Corey Holcomb: Ladies Over 30
Corey Holcomb: No Women With Hopes and Dreams
Corey Holcomb: Watching Women in Front of Your Woman
Cory Kahaney: From My First Marriage
Cory Kahaney: Gay Sister
Cory Kahaney: Lawyer Husband Rip-Off
Cory Kahaney: Meeting Guys in Bars
Craig Shoemaker: Feng Shui
Damon Williams: Wastin' Money on Strippers
Damon Williams: Your Woman on the Phone
Dan Allen: Vegan Ex-Girlfriend
Dan Cronin: Wife's Great Trick
Dan Devido: Really Safe Sex
Dan Mintz: Ordering for the Woman
Dan Sally: What Committed Relationships Are About
Dan St. Germain: Video Game Nuptials
Dana Gould: Dating a Goth Chick
Dana Gould: Fine With the Break Up
Dana Gould: M.A.N.D.Y.
Dana Gould: Whole Approach to Marriage
Daniel Tosh: Getting Ready
Daniel Tosh: Girlfriend's Mistake
Daniel Tosh: In Paris With the Girlfriend
Daniel Tosh: To the Conservatives
Danny Bevins: Marriage Is Not a Job
Darrell Hammond: In Every Marriage Book
Darrell Hammond: Marriage Quiz
Darrell Hammond: Why You Get Divorced
Dave Attell: Never Get Girls in the Movies
Dave Mordal: Workaholism
Dave Waite: Homemade Sex Tape
David Allen Grier: Smooth Pick Up
David Feldman: Clinton-Lewinsky Scandal
David Huntsberger: Specific Type
Dead Again
Dean Edwards: Dating Game/Stock Market
Denis Leary: Laptops May Lead to Impotence
Deon Cole: Never Take Her Anywhere
DeRay: First Date Trick
DeRay: Gas Prices
DeRay: The DeRay Way
Devil in the Church
Diane Nichols: Sexy Advice From Cosmo Magazine
Dillon Garcia: Exact Same Reason
Dina Pearlman: Meeting Men
Disease
Divorce & Circumcision
Divorced Barbie
Doctor's Appointment Tomorrow
Doing the Screw
Donald Glover: Crazy Men Stories
Doug Benson: Recent Break Up
Doug Mellard: Why I Hate Valentine's Day
Doug Stanhope: Sex Is a Narrow Avenue
Doug Stanhope: The Perfect Person
Doug Williams: Living Next to White People
Doug Williams: Marriage License Upgrade
Doug Williams: Wife's Affection
Dov Davidoff: Can't Assume the Best
Dov Davidoff: If Every Other Guy Were Gay
Dov Davidoff: Walking Date
Drew Fraser: 40 Years Together
Drew Fraser: Settling Down
Dumped by His Girlfriend
Dwayne Perkins: Enough Girl Friends
Dwayne Perkins: Keep the Date Cheap
Dwayne Perkins: Not Going Dutch
Dwayne Perkins: The Guy Friend
Dwayne Perkins: What It's Like for a Guy Friend
Earthquake: Getting the Sisters
Earthquake: Love My Women So Black
Earthquake: Marriage Like Cable TV
Earthquake: Married Friends
Earthquake: O.J. Messed It Up
Earthquake: Paternity Test
Eddie Brill: Animal Similes
Eddie Sarfaty: Confused in High School
Edwin San Juan: Filipino Family
Eliot Chang: Consolation Prize
Eliot Chang: Do Not Cheat
Eliot Chang: Girlfriend and Ex-Girlfriend
Eliz Wright: After All That
Eliz Wright: Get to Know Your Man
Eliz Wright: Hardworking Man
Encyclopedias for Sale
Eric Kornfeld: Left Me in the Weirdest Way
Eric Kornfeld: Someone You Just Don't Like
Eric Krug: Learning From Parents
Erik Stolhanske: Having a Baby
Evan Davis: Got Married
Felipe Esparza: Hot Gay Brother
Fence of Love
Finesse Mitchell: Gangster Girlfriend
Finesse Mitchell: Hurrying Up Your Girl
Flip Schultz: Women Don't Want a Nice Guy
Fred Stoller: We'll Be Friends
Frosty Divorce
Gabriel Iglesias: First Thing That Comes to Mind
Gabriel Rutledge: Never Getting Divorced
Gabriel Rutledge: Pass the Gravy
Gabriel Rutledge: Sex With One Woman
Gary Owen: How a White Guy Knows
Gary Valentine: Not Going Anywhere
Gene Pompa: Change of Heart
Gene Pompa: Immature Girlfriend
Gene Pompa: Phone Sex
Gene Pompa: Talk to Me
Geoff Keith: Teaching My Girlfriend About Hanukkah
Geoff Keith: Three Requirements
George Miller: Trust, but Verify
Gerard Guillory: Even If You Don't Have a Job
Gerard Guillory: Girlfriend as Number Two
Gina Brillon: Already Have a Boyfriend
Gina Brillon: Having a Baby Soon
Give Him What He Wants
Good Times Honeymoon
Got Nuts?
Grandma's Racy New Panties
Greg Behrendt: A Peach
Greg Behrendt: A Plus and a Minus
Greg Behrendt: Don't Call
Greg Behrendt: How Guys Process a Break Up
Greg Behrendt: Old Fashioned Way to Date
Greg Behrendt: Reasoning With the Girlfriend
Greg Behrendt: The Mix Tape
Greg Fitzsimmons: David Paterson's Affair
Greg Fitzsimmons: Discovering Likes and Dislikes
Greg Fitzsimmons: Is Love Real?
Greg Fitzsimmons: Love at 18
Greg Fitzsimmons: Married Couple Friends
Greg Fitzsimmons: On Same-Sex Marriage Protestors
Greg Fitzsimmons: Spoons
Greg Giraldo: Fantasy Life
Greg Giraldo: Thomas Jefferson
Greg Hahn: Make Me Jealous
Hari Kondabolu: Hybrid Escalade
Hayes MacArthur: Creature Comfort
Hayes MacArthur: Long Term Relationship
Heavenly Marital Help
Hot Breakfast
Husbands' Performance
Ian Bagg: Bad Boyfriend
J. Chris Newberg: Meeting Her Dad
J. Chris Newberg: That Initial Spark
J.J. Wall: Sexy Multiple Wife Thing
Jack Coen: Breast Implants
Jack Coen: Naked Woman in My Dreams
Jacob Sirof: Away From the Wife
Jacob Sirof: Long Talk About Having Kids
Jake Johannsen: If Love Was Easy
James Hannah: How You Open the Door
Jan Karem: Pre-Historic Dates
Jared Logan: Hottest Place I Ever Made Love to My Ex
Jared Logan: Tried to Compromise
Jason Andors: At Home With My Mom
Jason Kuller: Favorite Position
JB Smoove: Bad Chicken
Jeff Cesario: Married Life
Jeff Dunham: Achmed's Son
Jeff Dunham: Being Overeager with Frozen Drinks and Marriage
Jeff Dunham: Benefits of Divorce
Jeff Dunham: Coffee as a Sex-Enhancer?
Jeff Dunham: Coffee as a sex-enhancer?
Jeff Dunham: Dating After Divorce
Jeff Dunham: Hauntings at Married Men?s Houses
Jeff Dunham: How Women Age
Jeff Dunham: Perception of Marriage
Jeff Dunham: Similarities Between Cars and Marriage
Jeff Dunham: Tattoos as Cover-up
Jeff Dunham: Walter's Beautiful Wife
Jeff Dunham: What Love Is
Jeff Dunham: WWJD in a Spousal Argument
Jeff Mac: Re-Released Into the Wild
Jeff Stilson: Abstaining From Pre-Marital Sex
Jeff Stilson: Converting Gay Women
Jeff Stilson: Engaged, But No Date
Jeff Stilson: Honeymoons
Jeff Stilson: Insecurity
Jeff Stilson: Living With Someone
Jeff Stilson: Marriage Favors Men
Jeff Stilson: Secret to a Successful Marriage
Jeff Stilson: Two Reason I Like Being Married
Jeffrey Ross: Wearing Flip-Flops
Jen Kirkman: Weight Gain
Jeremy Schachter: No Furniture
Jessi Klein: Before Marriage
Jessi Klein: Being a Bridesmaid
Jessi Klein: Zales Diamond Outlet
Jessica Bern: Doing the Crossword
Jim Breuer: Don't Bring the Guy
Jim Breuer: When Guy Friends Get Married
Jim Gaffigan: When You're Single...
Jim Norton: End of a Three-Year Relationship
Jimmie Roulette: Don't Like Making Friends
Jimmy Aleck: Not Answering That
Jimmy Aleck: Questions for My Wife
Jimmy Carr: Arriving Early
Jimmy Carr: Teasing
Joe DeRosa: Theme Parties
Joe DeVito: Broke and Alone
Joey Kola: My Wife's Shopping Skills
John DiResta: Threesome
John Fox: Changing the Light Bulb
John Heffron: Gift Card
John Heffron: Marriage Is Like...
John Heffron: No Talking
John Heffron: Older Women
John Heffron: Relationship Talk
John Heffron: Second Business
John Heffron: The Tsk-Tsk
John Heffron: Want to Get Married
John Mendoza: Poetry Reading
John Mendoza: Ugly People Don't Know They're Ugly
John Mooney: Closing the Deal
John Ridley: Two Months' Salary
John Rogers: Sucked at Being Single
John Rogers: What the Floor Is For
Johnny Lampert: Like the Day We Met
Jon Lajoie: Mysteries of the Universe
Jon Ross: New Parenting
Jonathan Katz: My Father's Divorce
Jonathan Katz: No Experience
Jonathan Katz: Parrot's New Speech
Jonathan Katz: Traditional Stages of Marriage
Jonathan Solomon: How Dates Work
Jonathan Solomon: Missed the 70s
Jordan Rubin: Black Guys Have the Coolest Lines
Josh Sneed: Loud Ex-Girlfriend
Judah Friedlander: Broke Up With My Boyfriend
Julian McCullough: Girlfriend at Night
Julian McCullough: Living With a Girlfriend
Julian McCullough: My First Girlfriend
Julian McCullough: Sex in the Shower
Julius Sharpe: Personal Ads
Just Depends
Juston McKinney: Parents' Love
Juston McKinney: Stay Off My Wall
Kareem Green: White Women
Karen Addison: Cheap Date
Karen Anderson: Best Day Ever
Karen Rontowski: Divorced Christian Women
Karen Rontowski: Prefers Tough Women
Karith Foster: Language Barrier
Kathleen Madigan: At the Laundromat
Kathleen Madigan: My Sister's Wedding
Keith Robinson: Embarrassed on a First Date
Kelly Monteith: Irreconcilable Differences
Kelly Monteith: Trial Separation
Kellye Howard: Relationship Status
Kenny Rogerson: Suicide Surprise
Kevin Kataoka: Good Old Days
Kevin Meaney: Blind Dates
Kevin Nealon: First Date
Kevin Nealon: Marriage Calms You Down
Kevin Nealon: Three Stages of Manipulation
Kevin Williams: Gonorrhea Symptoms
Kristeen von Hagen: Good News/Bad News
Kristeen von Hagen: Reading Cosmo for Tips
KT Tatara: Not Gettin' Yours
KT Tatara: Sex in the Shower
Kurt Metzger: A Perfect "8"
Kyle Dunnigan: Not a Good Match
Kyle Grooms: Interracial Dating
Kyle Grooms: My Girlfriend's Family
Lance Crouther: Hitting on Women in Church
Laundromat Blues
Laura Kightlinger: Blind Date Type
Laura Kightlinger: Gay Border
Laura Kightlinger: Holidays for the Lonely
Laura Kightlinger: Low Self-Esteem
Laura Kightlinger: Special Guy
Laurie Kilmartin: Dating an Immigrant
Laurie Kilmartin: Immigrant Boyfriend
Laurie Kilmartin: Over-Packing
Leo Allen: Giving Themselves Advice
Leslie Jones: Break Up
Lester Barrie: Friends' Bad Advice
Lewis Dix: Weed the Bad Men Out
Linda Hill: Close Enough
Linda Hill: Couples' Weekend
Lisa Lampanelli: Boyfriend's Occupation
Lisa Lampanelli: Fat Ex-Husband and Twinkies
Lisa Lampanelli: Fat Ex-Husband's Underwear
Lisa Lampanelli: Italian Husband
Lisa Lampanelli: One Guy From Every Race
Lisa Lampanelli: Two-Year Anniversary
Lisa Landry: Anything to Make Him Happy
Lisa Landry: Can't Imagine Having a Baby
Lisa Landry: Catholic Mom, Jewish Dad
Lisa Landry: Cheating on Myself
Lisa Landry: Eighteen Is Too Young
Lisa Landry: First Time In a Guy's Apartment
Lisa Landry: Marriage and "Groundhog Day"
Lisa Landry: Spicing Up the Sex Life
Lizz Winstead: Find Your Center
Lizz Winstead: Gay Marriage Amendment
Louis C.K.: Bathing Suit Under the Clothes
Louis C.K.: New Argument Tactics
Louis C.K.: Nobody Wins an Argument
Louis C.K.: Wedding in 2000
Louis Katz: Married Friends
Lowell Sanders: Dating a Younger Girl
Lowell Sanders: The Door's Open
Lynne Koplitz: Dating Younger Men
Lynne Koplitz: More Enthusiastic, Please
Lynne Koplitz: Younger Guys Follow Rules
Mad Cow Concern
Marc Maron: Marriage Is Not All About Love
Marc Maron: Marriage Proposal
Marc Maron: Married Once Before
Marc Maron: Mathematical Cure for Jealousy
Marc Maron: Not Buying My Wife a Gun
Marc Maron: Stopped Doing Drugs
Margaret Cho: Hopeless Ex
Margaret Smith: Dating a Professional Athlete
Margaret Smith: Hairy Guys
Maria Bamford: Fear of Dating
Maria Bamford: Just a Really Nice Guy
Maria Bamford: Sometimes I Worry
Marina Franklin: Desperate
Marina Franklin: I Like the Little Ones
Mark Brazill: Marriage for Priests
Mark Brazill: Women as Best Friends
Mark Cohen: My Father's Counsel
Mark Craig Taylor: From Lovers to Teammates
Mark Pitta: Dating a Police Woman
Mark Pitta: Sex Out of Wedlock
Mark Roberts: Disappointed Women
Mark Roberts: Ex-Girlfriend's Name
Mark Roberts: Girlfriend With a Tattoo
Married Tennessee Football Player
Maryellen Hooper: Makeup Tricks
Matt Iseman: 32 Weddings
Matt Iseman: Last Man Standing
Megan Mooney: Bridesmaid Dresses
Megan Mooney: When Friends Shouldn't Marry
Melanie Reno: The Worst Pickup Lines
Michael Kosta: Braille Tattoo
Michael Kosta: Dating a Woman in a Wheelchair
Michael Kosta: German Girlfriend
Michael Kosta: Prefer Anorexics
Michael Kosta: Sex With a Vegan
Michael Somerville: Ladies Ask Crazy Things
Michelle Buteau: Interracial Relationships
Michelle Buteau: Two Choices of Men
Mike Birbiglia: A Little Unstable
Mike Birbiglia: Fear the Most
Mike Birbiglia: Five Dates
Mike Birbiglia: Impressing Women at the Gym
Mike Birbiglia: Two-Drink Mike
Mike Black: Awesome Girlfriend With a Great Job
Mike Britt: The Difference in Cheating
Mike DeStefano: Mercy Killings
Mike DeStefano: The Ex-Girlfriend and Mike
Mike Dugan: Dating Again
Mike Lawrence: Fight With a Girlfriend
Mike Lawrence: Immortality
Mike Lucas: Commitment
Mike MacRae: Dating at Work
Mike Sweeney: Music on Answering Machines
Mike Vecchione: Civil Union
Mike Vecchione: Look Like a Cop
Mike Yard: Another Lost Argument
Mike Yard: Arguing Strategy
Mitch Fatel: Better When Girls Dump Guys
Mitch Fatel: Gay Without the Gay Sex
Mitch Fatel: Saw You on TV
Mitch Hedberg: Don't Have a Girlfriend
Mitch Hedberg: Inside a Tent
Mo Mandel: Breaking Up Is Hard to Do
Mo Mandel: Hard to Tell
Mo Mandel: Just No Way
Mo Mandel: Long Distance Relationship
Modern Science
Morgan Murphy: Boyfriend Without a Car
Myq Kaplan: Jewish Divorce Custom
Myq Kaplan: Long Distance Relationship
Myq Kaplan: Myq Kaplan's Wife
Na'im Lynn: Ready to Get Married
Natasha Leggero: Breaking Up With a Guy
Nate Bargatze: Getting Pretty Serious
Nate Bargatze: Little Girl Toys
Nate Bargatze: Marriage Is Like a Mosh Pit
Nate Bargatze: Not Good at Marriage
Nathan Trenholm: One Night Stand
Neal Brennan: Barack Obama Rebound Boyfriend
Neal Brennan: Boob Pictures
Neal Brennan: Porn Today
Nema Williams: Jealous Girlfriend
New Watch
Nick DiPaolo: Getting a Big Girl Drunk
Nick DiPaolo: How Many Times
Nick DiPaolo: Loving the Outdoors
Nick DiPaolo: Nine-Inch Black Dildo
Nick DiPaolo: Why I Got Married
Nick Kroll: Solving Facebook Crimes
Nick Swardson: Down side of Magical Friends
Nick Vatterott: Story of Love
Noe Gonzalez: Violent Video Games
Norm MacDonald: "The Dating Game"
Octopus Love
Ophira Eisenberg: Man With a Van
Otis Lee Crenshaw: Real Country Music
Owen Smith: Simple Men
Owen Smith: Two Years
Pam Matteson: Marrying a Car Salesman
Pam Matteson: My Father's Brag
Patrick Borelli: First Start Dating Feeling
Patton Oswalt: Women Like Coffee
Paul Kozlowski: Wrong Chemistry
Paul Nardizzi: The Four Kids and a Wife
Penis vs. Paycheck
Perfect Tee Shot
Pete Correale: Would You Fight for Me?
Pete Dominick: Girlfriend's Proposal
Pete Lee: Materialistic Girlfriend
Peter Berman: Don't Want to Fight
Peter Berman: How to Meet a Good Guy
Peter Berman: Knowing It's Over
Peter Berman: Married Fights
Peter Berman: Not "The One"
Peter Berman: Sleeping Close
Peter Berman: Why Men Don't Communicate
Peter Correal: Guys With Money
Princess and Frog
Prison Mail
Professional Practical Jokes on the Groom
Quinn Dahle: Back to My Place
Quinn Dahle: Five Minutes Straight
Quinn Dahle: One You Love
Rachel Feinstein: Dating a White Guy
Redneck Divorce
Rejection Education
Related Deaths
Rena Zager: Changing Turn-Ons
Retha Jones: That's No Challenge
Retha Jones: Your Number in My Man's Pocket
Rich Francese: Great in Bed
Rich Vos: Best Relationship Ever
Rich Vos: Broken Home
Rich Vos: Daughters in a Divorce
Rich Vos: Marriage Counseling
Rich Vos: On Vincent Van Gogh
Rich Williams: Wish I Was Black
Richard Jeni: Honesty Is the Key
Richard Jeni: No Romance Without Lies
Richard Jeni: Watching Porn With the Girlfriend
Richard Lewis: After Intercourse
Richard Lewis: Amish Friends
Richard Lewis: And She Says...
Richard Lewis: Apartment Hunting Together
Richard Lewis: Coaching in Bed
Richard Lewis: Did You Have an Orgasm?
Richard Lewis: Egomaniac Ex-Girlfriend
Richard Lewis: Fall in Love Fast
Richard Lewis: Fear of Intimacy With Benefits
Richard Lewis: Hostile Lover
Richard Lewis: Intimate Health
Richard Lewis: Long Wedding
Richard Lewis: Lowered Expectations
Richard Lewis: Once It Goes South in Bed
Richard Lewis: Only Child Ex-Girlfriend
Richard Lewis: Promiscuous
Richard Lewis: This Year's Goal
Rob Pue: Every Man's Job
Rob Weinstein: Black bud With Red Blotches
Robert Hawkins: Baton Rouge
Robert Kelly: 36-Year-Old Video Gamer
Robert Kelly: After Sex
Robert Kelly: Naked With Socks
Robert Kelly: Potty Poem
Robert Kelly: Therapist's Advice
Robert Kelly: Video Games With Your Girl
Robin Montague: One Reason I Can't Be a Lesbian
Robin Montague: Talk Too Much
Rod Man: Renting Adult Videos
Rod Man: Staying Married
Ron White: Calling Home From the Road
Roy Wood Jr.: A Date So Bad...
Royale Watkins: Do You Like Kids?
Royale Watkins: Fifth Anniversary
Royale Watkins: My Wife's Age
Roz G: No Fat Men
Roz G: Stupid Questions From Men
Russ Meneve: Breaking Up by E-Mail
Russ Meneve: Cell Phone Earpiece
Ryan Belleville: Every Relationship Has Arguments
Ryan Hamilton: Online Dating
S&M for Married Couples
Safe Married Sex
Sara Contreras: Meet the Family
Scott Kennedy: Picky About Men
Scream & Groan
Sean Corvelle: Addicted to Pain
Sean Murphy: Mail Order Brides
Searching for the Perfect Man
Seasick
Sebastian Maniscalco: Check Your Text
Sebastian Maniscalco: Sushi Dinner Date
Sebastian Maniscalco: Texting Rules
Sebastian: Dumped by E-Mail
See Anything You Like?
Self-Identifiers
Set It Free
Sex Before Marriage
Shane Mauss: Dramatic Girlfriend
Shane Mauss: Girlfriend Strip Club
Shane Mauss: Girlfriend's Attitude
Shane Mauss: Girlfriend's Monthly Visitor
Shay Shay: Problem With "The Love Connection"
She-Devil
Sheng Wang: Central Park Carriage Rides
Sheng Wang: Diamonds Are Forever
Showered With Criticism
Signs You are Growing Older
Signs You're No Longer in College...
Singled Out
Six Feet Under the Sheets
Speaking a Woman's Language
Staggering Husband
Stephen Lynch: A Lullaby of Daddy's Likes
Steve McGrew: Look at Divorce
Steve McGrew: Other Half of the Brain
Steve Wilson: New Couples
Stevie Ray Fromstein: Freaking Out
Strip Club Regular
Sue Costello: When a Guy Tells You He's a Jerk
Sue Kolinsky: Changes in Dating
Sue Kolinsky: Dating Younger Men
Susan Norfleet: On Spuds MacKenzie
Susan Norfleet: So Much Love to Give
Susan Prekel: Dating Shorter Men
Susie Essman: Don't Feel Bad
Susie Essman: Running Into an Ex
T. Sean Shannon: Mutual Decision
T. Sean Shannon: Reminded of an Ex-Girlfriend
T.J. Miller: Fighting With an Ex
Tami Vernekoff: Engagement Ring
Tami Vernekoff: Enough Rouge
Tampon Shopping
Ted Alexandro: Future Wife
Ted Alexandro: Married Friends
Teddy Carpenter: My Type of Woman in a Bed
Teddy Carpenter: My Type of Woman in a Car
Tess: Wait Until You Get Married
The 45 Difference
The Bride's Smile
The Devout Catholic Woman
The Engineer and the Frog
The Fireman System
The Husband's Best Friend
The Italian Virgin's Wedding Night
The Mortician's Big Discovery
The Pickle Factory
The Royal Honeymoon
The Spirit Moves Me
The Talented Parrot
The Unconcerned Widow
The Way It Goes
The Wishing Well
Theo Von: Give a F**k
Things Your Wife Won't Say
Three Guys With Dumb Wives
Three Hellos
Three Rings
Tim Young: Bad Reception
Tim Young: Breaking Up With the Phone Company
Tim Young: Saying I Love You
Tim Young: Trick Questions
TK Carter: On Magic Johnson
Todd Barry: Don't Ask
Todd Barry: Hitting on Waitresses
Todd Barry: Personal Ads
Todd Barry: Practical Joke
Todd Barry: Set an Alarm
Todd Barry: The "We Agree on Everything" Couple
Todd Glass: Arguing in Relationships
Todd Glass: Puppy Breath
Tom Clark: Communicate With One Another
Tom Cotter: Kidney Transplant
Tom McCaffrey: Sex Games
Tom Rhodes: Arguing Parents
Tom Rhodes: Love Is Powerful Stuff
Tom Rhodes: Penguins Are Better Than You
Tom Shillue: I Don't Care
Tommy Davidson: What Women Need to Know
Tommy Johnagin: So Many Girls
Tony Roberts: See Other People
Tony Stone: Married Once
Tony Woods: Midget Ex-Girlfriend
Tony Woods: Women Go Through Your Stuff
Tooth Pulling
Torian Hughes: Forget You're Black
Tracy Smith: At 34 Years Old
Tracy Smith: Mama's Boy
Tracy Smith: Shaving for a Hot Date
Tracy Smith: Still Single in Your 30s
Tracy Smith: The Only Woman on Earth
Tracy Smith: Through Men Like Kleenex
Tracy Smith: Why Mr. So-and-So Isn't Coming Over
Travon Free: "Divorced" Parents
Ty Barnett: Lois and Superman Divorce
Ty Barnett: Paranoid Safety
Under the Bed
Valentine's Day Flowers
Vanessa Hollingshead: I Want to Talk
Vanessa Hollingshead: Standards for Guys
Veronica Mosey: Online Dating in New York City
Viagra for Gramps
Vickie Shaw: Is Your Mom Gay?
Victor Varnado: Black Albino Practical Joke
Victor Varnado: Black Albino, Ladies
Victoria Jackson: Macho Husband
Victoria Jackson: Meeting the Cops
Victoria Jackson: Playboy for Married Men
View From the Watch Tower
Walks Into a Bar... Not Ready to Go Home
Walks Into a Bar... South American Toad
Wanda Sykes: 'Til Death Do You Part
Wanda Sykes: Are They Supposed to Be That Big?
Wanda Sykes: Bad Sexual Fantasies
Wanda Sykes: Cheap Husband
Wanda Sykes: Never Go Out With Single Friends
Wanda Sykes: Oh, You Gonna Get a Divorce?
Wanda Sykes: Tolls
Wanda Sykes: Turning A Younger Man on to Jazz
Wayne Federman: Off-Season in Baseball
Wedding Day Bliss
Wendy Liebman: Like a Fairy Tale
Wendy Liebman: Wedding Seating
West Virginia Custody Battle
What Do I Look Like?
What Would Tiger Do?
Where's the Husband?
Who Knocked Up My Bear?
Whose Panties Are These?
Widow's Future
Woman Without an A**hole
Women and Bad Weather
Working on the Fourth Husband
Worth More in Las Vegas
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Rotation
Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Marriage
You Bet Your Wife

Jokes

Brian Kiley: Work Travel

Brian Kiley: Work Travel

Marriage

$100 Bill Tattoo

A Math Professor's Mistake

Adam Ferrara: Doing My Part

Adam Ferrara: Girlfriend's Wishes

Adam Ferrara: Gotta Fight

Adam Ferrara: I Was Thinking...

Adam Ferrara: Look to Nature

Adam Ferrara: Love This Girl

Adam Ferrara: Mail Order Bride

Adam Ferrara: Meant for Me

Adam Ferrara: Relationships and A.A.

Adam Ferrara: Sex Without Involvement

Adam Sandler: Just Be Dead

Ajai Sanders: Dating Those Black Men

Al Madrigal: My Wife and I Are Really In Sync

Alexandra McHale: Not a Compliment

Alfred Robles: Engaged for 10 Months

Alfred Robles: How Many Guys a Girl Has Slept With

Alfred Robles: Just Broke Up

Allen Edge: Nothing But Dial

Allen Edge: On How Women Fight

Allison Castillo: Dating a 22-Year-Old

Allison Castillo: Percentage of Singleness

Amanda Melson: In the First 12 Seconds

Amy Barnes: Weird Being Single

Amy Schumer: Dating a Deaf Guy

Amy Schumer: Ex-Boyfriend Problems

Amy Schumer: Hispanic Ex-Boyfriend

Amy Schumer: Lights Off

Amy Schumer: Making Out With a Homeless Guy

Amy Schumer: On a Date

Amy Schumer: Walked In

Amy Schumer: Worried About the Pictures

Andi Smith: The Only Thing I Like About Camping

Andy Kindler: She Had a Penis

Anita Wise: Keep your Hopes Up

Anita Wise: On Getting Married

Anthony Jeselnik: Addict Girlfriend

Anthony Jeselnik: Angry Girlfriend

Anthony Jeselnik: Better Man

Anthony Jeselnik: Christmas Gifts

Anthony Jeselnik: Gift for Who?

Anthony Szpak: Sorority Girls

Ardal O'Hanlon: More Dignified Than Sex

Ardal O'Hanlon: Two Types of People

Aries Spears: Michael Jordan Exception

Arj Barker: Date Night Driving Arrangements

Arj Barker: Did You Score?

Arj Barker: In Love With a Philosophy Major

Arj Barker: Moving Too Fast

Arj Barker: Second Base on the Date

Arj Barker: We'll Be Together

At the Door

Aziz Ansari: Senator Cornyn on Same-Sex Marriage

Banister

Barry Lank: Do Something You Enjoy

Becky Pedigo: Support Inter-Racial Dating

Ben Bailey: Couple Blowout

Ben Bailey: Telltale Stripper Signs

Beyond Impotent

Bill Burr: Don't Kill Your Wife

Bill Burr: Not Into Older Women

Bill Burr: On Young Women Marrying Old Men

Bill Dwyer: Circuit City Sex

Bill Dwyer: Life Insurance Waiting Game

Bill Dwyer: Nurse Fantasy Games

Bill Dwyer: Polygamist Wedding Vows

Bill Engvall: Bill, You're Out of Your Element!

Bill Engvall: Creepy Old Man Status Achieved At 50

Billy D. Washington: Things We Want to Know

Billy Gardell: Secret to a Good Relationship

Blake Clark: Cousins

Blonde Burn

Bob Marley: Great Thing About Marriage

Bob Nickman: Sizzler Cheater

Bob Oschack: Dabbling in Marriage