Jeff Dunham: Similarities Between Cars and Marriage

Walter: Getting married is kind of like buying a new car. You know when you see that car on the showroom floor just before you take it home?Jeff Dunham: Yeah?Walter: That's as good as it's ever gonna look! Pretty soon it will have dents and scratches; parts will start to wear out. Then the new models to come out and you're like "Oh, oh, ohhhh! Honey, can I just sit in it??"