Shane Mauss: Dramatic Girlfriend

She put an electric blanket on our bed for the winter, and I left it on one day by accident. She got home from work; she was irate. She's like, 'Oh my God, you left the electric blanket on all day. You could have burnt down the house!' I was like, 'Whoa, we've been sleeping in a blanket that just randomly bursts into flames?'