Joe Matarese: Three Years Away

All my negative New York friends are like, 'What are you stupid, dude? You're gonna relocate for your girl?' I'm like, 'Would you shut up, OK? I'm 35, and I'm still single, alright? I'm officially three years away from being that weird uncle you're not sure if he's gay or not.'

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