Bobby Slayton: Buying Tampons for the Wife

So I go back to the tampon aisle to try to figure out what size she wears. And it's not like a guy can take an educated guess 'cause it's not like they come in normal human being Earth sizes -- like small, medium or large -- where a guy can go: 'That's my gal!' You know, they come in these goofy girly sizes only you ladies can figure out: regular, slim, super slim, extra crispy, new and improved.

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