Nick DiPaolo: After Sex

After sex, girls get all energetic. My girlfriend wants to cook stuff. She's got a cake in the oven. She's raking leaves. She's putting gutters on the house. Meanwhile, I'm at the hospital. My blood pressure is three over one. I'm on life support systems. The doctor's like, 'You came three times? That's like irreversible brain damage.'

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