Amy Schumer: Negative Three

In New York I'm, like, a six -- seven with all the padding. But in Miami, I was like a negative three. People were like, 'What the f**k is that?' Throwing up on their motorized wheelchairs. Children were crying. I was like, 'Beyonce calls it jelly.' They were like, 'That's cottage cheese, bitch. Do some lunges.'

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