Margaret Smith: Vain Alcoholic Gambler Father

My father was a gambler and an alcoholic, but he was also very vain. So one day, he gave up his vices to save up enough money for a hair transplant. Two days after the transplant was complete, he got drunk and -- on a $20 bet -- shaved his head. So, I owe him $20 bucks.

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