John Mulaney: Body Is Bad at Sports

My body is bad at sports: that's the problem. I say that my body is bad at sports because I think my brain is good at sports. I think that my brain understands how a human being could dribble down a basketball court and then make a layup. But then it has to outsource the job to my weird and feminine limbs. So when I play basketball, it looks like I just bought my body and I don't know how it works yet.

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