Moshe Kasher: The Doors Were a S**t Band

Don't you think that Jim Morrison was probably the worst person you could ever meet at a party, ever? Just some plunging-necklined, leather-panted jackass, like, 'Let me tell you about my experiences on mescaline in the desert.' Scurry back to Burning Man with your statutory rape tales, no one cares.

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