Brendon Walsh: Medical Marijuana Card

I have all these stoner friends who won't get their pot card. And their excuse, across the board, is always, 'I don't want to get that card; they put you on a list, man. You wind up on some government list when you get that card.' And I'm like, 'What list are they gonna put you on? A list of guys who probably have tickets to Pink Floyd's laser light show next week? You're wearing a Cat in the Hat hat, playing bongo drums in the park on a Tuesday afternoon. I think you're already on whatever fucking list you're trying to avoid.'

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