Pete Holmes: Things Adults Can Do, Part Two

I'm a grown ass man. If I'm even a little hungry, I'll go to a friggin' Carvel and buy an ice cream cake, just for a nibble, smear the rest on my face like a geisha, throw the remainder at a homeless person. Do you understand? I write my own rules. I take DayQuil at night. Do you get it?

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