Nick DiPaolo: Easy Fit Jeans

I went shopping for jeans a couple days ago, and I get some Generation X moron who fell off his skateboard one too many times: 'Would you like to try on the easy fitting jeans?' 'No, bring me the most difficult pair of pants you have. I want to piss myself at happy hour tonight -- something with 13 leg holes and the zipper welded shut.'

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