John Mulaney: Terrible at Math

I went to this grade school where, one year, what they decided to do was divide all the kids up into two different math groups, based on your abilities. The first group you could be in was called the Blue Angels, and it was named after the famous aviators. And the other group was called Group Two. We were a swell bunch of kids in Group Two. The best part of it is, we picked the name ourselves. The teacher was like, 'What are we going to call you, group two?' And we're like, 'Bingo! You got it right there. Four and five is 12.'

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