Louis C.K.: Naming the Children

Some people name their kids a word, like Sunshine or Battery or something like that. I like to name my kid a whole phrase, something like Ladies and Gentlemen. That would be a great name for a kid, you know. 'This is my son, Ladies and Gentlemen.' And when he gets out of hand I can go, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, please!' Stuff like that, you know, 'cause I never get to say that sh*t.