Rory Albanese: Middle East Solution

I think I stumbled upon a solution for some of our problems in the Middle East.... Our enemies over there are small groups of fundamentalists brainwashing children.... All we have to do is present something to these kids that's slightly more enticing than hate -- which shouldn't be too hard, since they're growing up in the same town as Luke Skywalker. Look how badly he wanted out, and he had two sunsets.