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Kids
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A Disney Break-Up
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A Joke of Genius
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A Lesson in Government
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A Lesson In Morals
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A little boy wrote to Santa ...
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A man's logic
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A Night's Sleep
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A Perfect Circle
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A Wrinkle in Time
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A.J. Jamal: After Christmas
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A.J. Jamal: Is Your Mama Whipping You?
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A.J. Jamal: Love Your Parents
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A.J. Jamal: Mama's Scripture
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A.J. Jamal: The Gang Look
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A.J. Jamal: Worshipped Animals
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ABC
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Adam Ferrara: 35 Years of Marriage
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Adam Ferrara: Boogie Man
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Adam Ferrara: Discovering Masturbation
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Adam Ferrara: Father's Sex Talk
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Adam Ferrara: Fondest Childhood Memory
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Adam Ferrara: Products of Our Parents
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Adam Growe: Favorite Part of Having a Four-Year-Old
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Adam Sandler: Good Bar Mitzvah
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After-School Snack
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Al Clethen Jr.: Catholic Dad, Baptist Mom
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Al Jackson: On Being a Teacher
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Al Jackson: Parent Teacher Conferences
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Al Jackson: Splitting Up Toy Soldiers
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Al Madrigal: Cute Half-Mexican in a Sailor's Suit
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Al Madrigal: Party Pinata
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Al Madrigal: Sand Toys
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Al Madrigal: Talking Back
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Al Madrigal: Too Old for Breastfeeding
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Alex Ortiz: Born Suspect
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Alex Thomas: Ask a Stupid Question
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Allan Wells: Use Moderation
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Allison Castillo: Percentage of Singleness
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Amy Anderson: Swedish Parents in Minnesota
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Amy Barnes: Tuba Theory
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Amy Schumer: Baby Safety Ads
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Amy Schumer: Best Friend Tony
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Amy Schumer: Excuse for Drinking
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Amy Schumer: First Birthday Party
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Amy Schumer: Friends in Their Late 20s
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Amy Schumer: Mother's Advice
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Amy Schumer: On Her Best Friend's Pregnancy
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Amy Schumer: Pregnant Friends
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Amy Schumer: Worried About the Pictures
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An Arkansas Delivery
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Andi Smith: On Cheerleaders
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Andrew Kennedy: Growing Up in Hong Kong
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Andy Kindler: City of Brotherly Love
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Andy Kindler: Successful Bar Mitzvah
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Andy Samberg: Suspected My Father Was Gay
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Anthony Griffith: Baptist With Catholic Friends
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Anthony Griffith: George Foreman
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Anthony Griffith: Never Hit My Mother
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Anthony Griffith: Scare Kids Off Drugs
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Anthony Jeselnik: Die a Winner
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Anthony Jeselnik: Hit and Run
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Anthony Jeselnik: Kid in Africa
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Anthony Jeselnik: My Nephew
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Anthony Jeselnik: Peanut Allergy
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Arceneux & Mitchell: Whipped My Butt So Bad
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Arj Barker: Friends With Kids
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Arj Barker: Have Fun Trick-or-Treating, Son
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Arj Barker: Health Food Halloween Pranks
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Arj Barker: No Razors in Halloween Candy
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Arkansas Scholars
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Baby Drink
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Bathtub Anxieties
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Beaver
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Becky Pedigo: Dreams Come True
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Becoming a Woman
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Ben Kronberg: Bun in the Oven
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Big Jay Oakerson: Karate at the Jewish Community Center
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Big Trouble
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Bigger
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Bill Burr: The Life of a Kid
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Bill Dwyer: Petting Zoo
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Bill Dwyer: Why Kids?
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Bill Engvall: Bill, You're Out of Your Element!
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Bill Keller: What Your Parents Say
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Bill Larkin: A Song for My Twin Brother
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Bill Larkin: Twin Brother
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Bill Santiago: Ass-Kicking From Jesus
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Birdman
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Birds of Paradise
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Blair Butler: Little Children
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Blonde Weighs a Baby
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Blossom & Porky
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Bob Marley: A Man, a Drinker
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Bob Odenkirk: Dad's Tool Belt
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Bob Oschack: Defending Your Children Against Your Friends
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Bobby Lee: Parents' Approval
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Bobby Lee: Roadside Corn Sales
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Bobby Miyamoto: Got the Old Man's Attention
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Bobby Slayton: On Cartoon Violence
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Bonnie McFarlane: Baby Slogan
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Bonnie McFarlane: Never Hit a Baby
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Bonnie McFarlane: One Word on Pregnancy
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Bonnie McFarlane: Raising the Baby
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Booger Wooger
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Boys & Girls
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Boys Know Their Fathers
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Brett Butler: Lobster Again?
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Brett Butler: Wait 'Til Your Father Gets Home
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Brian Kiley: Calling Dad
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Brian Kiley: Does Nana Have to Die?
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Brian Kiley: First Confession
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Brian Kiley: Idiot Teacher
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Brian Kiley: Marry Daddy
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Brian Kiley: My Brother's Name
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Brian Kiley: New Father
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Brian Kiley: Not Very Tough
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Brian Kiley: Old Fashioned Names
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Brian Kiley: Pregnant Wife
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Brian Kiley: Saying No
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Brian Kiley: Setting Up Baby
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Brian Kiley: Teacher Crush
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Brian Posehn: Brand Name Shoes
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Brian Posehn: Having a Baby
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Brian Posehn: Only One Crazy Guy
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Brian Regan: New Baby Greeting Cards
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Brian Regan: Sent in First to Mom
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Bring Your Daughter to Work Day
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Building Big Religious Families
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Byron Yee: One of Three Minorities
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Carmen Lynch: Scoliosis Test
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Carmen Stockton: Being an Overweight Child
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Carol Leifer: Got to Have a Baby Soon
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Carol Leifer: Long Island
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Carrie Snow: No Kids
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Carrie Snow: Third Child
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Catching a Squirrel
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Catching Rabbits
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Cathy Ladman: Barbie vs. Tammy
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Cathy Ladman: Cheap Halloween Costume
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Cathy Ladman: Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh
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Charlie Viracola: Believed in Santa
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Chelsea Handler: Anybody Can Have One
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Chelsea Handler: Babies Mean Responsibility
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Chelsea Handler: Dad's Sexual Behavior Questions
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Chelsea Handler: Is It OK?
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Chelsea Handler: On Maddox Jolie-Pitt
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Chelsea Handler: Waiting for College
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Chelsea Peretti: Lot of Love
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Children & Cars
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Children's Books That Didn't Make It
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Chip Pope: Who's Your Daddy?
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Chris Hardwick: Grade School
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Chris Hardwick: Respect for Latinos
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Chris Hobbs: Getting in Trouble
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Chris Zito: Remember Your Proposal?
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Chris Zito: Stage of Development
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Christopher Titus: Benadryl
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Christopher Titus: Newborn
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Christopher Titus: Poker TV
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Christopher Titus: Scott Peterson Trial
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Christopher Titus: Truths From Dad
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Church
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Clean Joke, Dirty Joke
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Clinton Jackson: Considering Children
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Clinton Jackson: Japanese Mother, Black Father
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Clinton Jackson: Mind Elsewhere
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Clinton Jackson: Wedding Reception Pictures
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Confused Boy
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Confused Child in Wedding Party
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Cory Kahaney: 14-Year-Old Daughter
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Cory Kahaney: Daughter's Friends
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Cory Kahaney: From My First Marriage
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Cory Kahaney: Handling Halloween
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Cory Kahaney: Save the Children
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Craig Anton: Time Out
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Craig Shoemaker: Mother's Driving Instruction
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Cristela Alonzo: Hard Being a Single Mom
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Cristela Alonzo: Hate Working
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Cristela Alonzo: Sexy French Maid
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Cristela Alonzo: Wine in Church
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Cruel Joke
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D.C. Benny: At the Dentist
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Dad Eats Lightbulbs
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Damien Lemon: Absentee Fathers
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Damien Lemon: White People Adopting Black Babies
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Damon Wayans: Celebrity Adoptions
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Damon Wayans: Fasting
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Damon Williams: Death by Mosquito
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Dan Boulger: Lots of Complete Accidents
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Dan Mintz: Science Project With Dad
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Dan Sally: Deaf Child Sign
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Dan St. Germain: Child Actors
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Dana Eagle: Jersey Latchkey Kid
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Dana Gould: A Bit About Me
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Dana Gould: Hungry Daughter
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Dana Gould: Open Up Boxing
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Dangerous Toys
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Daniel Tosh: Boxers Don't Cry
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Daniel Tosh: Snuggie Gift
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Daniel Tosh: To the Mormons
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Danielle Koenig: Actor Parents
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Dante Nero: Drug Metaphors
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Dante Nero: Teaching Lessons in a Rough Neighborhood
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Darrell Hammond: From Alabama
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Darrell Joyce: What's Your Secret?
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Daughter's Prayer
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Dave Attell: Caught Watching Porno
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Dave Attell: Hate Traveling
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Dave Attell: Sparklers
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Dave Attell: Wrong Crowd
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Dave Chappelle: "Scared Straight" Assembly
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Dave Nystrom: When Your Daughter Grows Up
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Dave Waite: What Parents Tell You Growing Up
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David Feldman: American Teens vs. French Teens
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David Feldman: Education in Los Angeles
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David Feldman: Empowered Daughter
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David Feldman: Greatest Weapon Against Teen Pregnancy
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David Feldman: Parents' Responsibility
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David Feldman: Respect My Daughter
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David Feldman: Six Hours of Television
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Dean Edwards: To Be Michael Jackson
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Deconstructing Little Johnny
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Delivery Coincidences
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Denis Leary: Laptops May Lead to Impotence
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Denis Leary: Older Generation of Fun
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Dennis Fowler: Rosie O'Donnell News
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Deon Cole: Michael Jackson
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DeRay: Broke on Halloween
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DeRay: Grew Up in a Ghetto House
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Diane Nichols: Gave Up Sports
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Dirty Tigger
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DL Hughley: Father's Expectations
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DL Hughley: Gay Flute
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DL Hughley: Grown Folk Talking
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DL Hughley: Slow Child
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DL Hughley: Teach Your Kids to Cuss
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DL Hughley: When Does Life Begin?
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Doc Barham: Joining Big Brother
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Dom Irrera: Honest Fourth Grade Teacher
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Don't Need One of Those
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Donald Glover: Not That Different
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Donald Glover: Seen the Face of God
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Donald Glover: Worst Place on Earth for Kids
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Donations to the Preacher
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Doug Mellard: Prophylactics
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Doug Stanhope: Adoption
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Doug Stanhope: Babies Are Like Poems
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Dov Davidoff: Dad Smoking Pot in the Bathroom
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Dov Davidoff: Molestation Scandals
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Drake Witham: The First Time
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Drew Fraser: Good Advice
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Drew Fraser: Old-Fashioned Roller Skates
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Drew Hastings: Pregnancy Test Commercials
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Dwayne Perkins: Sports Heroes
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Dwight Slade: Good Baby Names
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Earthquake: Dangerous White Kids
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Earthquake: Paternity Test
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Ed Crasnick: Visiting My Parents
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Eddie Brill: Grandparents
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Eddie Gossling: Old Encyclopedias
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Eddie Ifft: Tampon Wrappers
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Eddie Sarfaty: Confused in High School
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Elvira Kurt: Bathing Suit Love
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Eric Kornfeld: All the Kids at School
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Eric Krug: Learning From Parents
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Eugene Mirman: Adopted
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Eugene Mirman: Definition of Marriage
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Eugene Mirman: Don't Leave a Baby
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Eugene Mirman: Don't Throw a Baby
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Eugene Mirman: God Is a 12-Year-Old Boy with Asperger's
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Eugene Mirman: Good Father
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Eugene Mirman: In Special Education
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Eugene Mirman: Kids Say the Darnedest Things
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Eugene Mirman: Pineapple Dog House Red
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Eugene Mirman: Real Dares
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Everyone's Doing It
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Felipe Esparza: Dad's Furniture Fix
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Felipe Esparza: My Dad, the Professional Wrestler
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Finesse Mitchell: The Younger the Mama
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First Day of School
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Fish Brains
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Fishsticks are for Lovahs
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Fred Stoller: Growing Up in the 60s
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Freddy Soto: Father's Advice
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Freddy Soto: Young Parents
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Frog Talk
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Gabriel Rutledge: Ran Out of Condoms
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Gene Pompa: Difficult Times
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Gene Pompa: Don't Look Mexican
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Gene Pompa: Mom's Birthday Cake
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Gene Pompa: Older Latino Actors
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Geoff Brown: Spelling Out Bad Words
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George Willborn: Caught Up in Trouble
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Gerald Kelly: Picking Up Your Child From School
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Gerard Guillory: Always on the Phone
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Gilbert Gottfried: Feeling Bad for Jesus
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Gilbert Gottfried: O.J. Simpson's Kids
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Gimme an "R"
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Gina Brillon: Having a Baby Soon
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Glenn Wool: Real Criminals
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Glenn Wool: Rich Kids' Fashion
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God's Dead Dog
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Gonna Marry
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Good Ol' Zombie Babies
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Greg Behrendt: Halloween Rules
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Greg Fitzsimmons: Before You Turn 21
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Greg Fitzsimmons: Irish Grandparents
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Greg Fitzsimmons: Los Angeles Tap Water
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Greg Fitzsimmons: Medical Research
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Greg Fitzsimmons: On Breastfeeding
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Greg Fitzsimmons: Wishing Well
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Greg Giraldo: 72-Year-Old Gives Birth
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Greg Giraldo: Chemicals in Breast Milk
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Greg Giraldo: Commercials for STD Medications
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Greg Giraldo: Conservation
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Greg Giraldo: Dodgeball Skills
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Greg Giraldo: Having One of Those Babies
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Greg Giraldo: More Money for Schools and Kids
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Greg Giraldo: West Nile Virus in Queens
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Greg Morton: Kids and Guns
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Gregg Rogell: Cause of Death
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Gregg Rogell: Little Things in Life
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Gregg Rogell: No Santa
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Hang Man
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Hannibal Buress: Believe in Yourself
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Hannibal Buress: Life Is Great
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Happy Baby
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Happy Butt
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Harland Williams: Parents Having Sex
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Harland Williams: Powder Source Government Secret
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Harris Stanton: Camera Mom
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Harry Potter Quiz
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Having to Take a Whisper
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Hold the Mayo
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Hugh Fink: Curious About My Name
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Hugh Fink: Life Support
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Ian Bagg: Three-Armed Chinese Baby
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Ian Edwards: Not the Father
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Ice Cream Lessons
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In a Year, I'll Be Five
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In Cider
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Inky Pig
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Isaac Witty: Special Birthday Surprise
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It''s awful scary in these woods, mister!
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J. Anthony Brown: 13 Nieces and Nephews
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J. Chris Newberg: Meeting Her Dad
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J.J. Wall: Teenage Future
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Jack Coen: Grasping Faith as a Child
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Jack Coen: Looking Back
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Jack Coen: Truth Be Known
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Jack Gallagher: Baby Clothes
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Jack Gallagher: Expert Medical Technical Terms
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Jack Gallagher: Little Boy or Little Girl?
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Jack Mayberry: Rental Car Concept
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Jack Whitehall: Looking Down on Us
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Jackie Kashian: Father's Advice
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Jackie Kashian: Funny Parents
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Jackie Kashian: Selling Candy for Little League
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Jackie Kashian: Video Games
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Jacob Sirof: Long Talk About Having Kids
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Jacob Sirof: New Year's Baby
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James Hannah: Songs for Parents
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James Johann: Held Back a Year
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Jamie Kaler: Learned in My Car
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Jamie Kennedy: White Kids at the Mall Ghetto
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Jane Edith Wilson: At the Library
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Jane Edith Wilson: Pre-Pregnancy Weight
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Jasper Reed: Tooth Fairy Visit
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Jay Larson: Can't Have Kids
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Jay Mohr: Dodgeball
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Jeff Allen: Lazy People
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Jeff Allen: Vacationing Without the Kids
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Jeff Dunham & Walter: Not-So-Bright Son
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Jeff Dunham: Achmed's Son
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Jeff Dunham: Father's Day Card Idea
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Jeff Dunham: Father's Day Card Signature
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Jeff Dunham: Father's Day is No Different
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Jeff Dunham: Illusion of Mother?s Day Relaxation
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Jeff Dunham: Mother's Day Card Idea
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Jeff Dunham: Politically Correct Father's Day Card
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Jeff Marder: Growing Up
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Jeff Stilson: Blaming the Parents
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Jeff Stilson: Delivery Is the Wrong Word
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Jeff Stilson: Giving Birth
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Jeff Stilson: Men in the Delivery Room
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Jeff Stilson: Naming the Baby
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Jeff Stilson: Weird Olympic Events
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Jeffrey Ross: Stay Free
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Jeremy Schachter: Quitting Pot
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Jessi Klein: Freezing Your Eggs
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Jessica Kirson: English Children
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Jessica Kirson: Write a Letter
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Jim David: Capital Punishment
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Jim David: Endemic to My Race
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Jim Gaffigan: Big Family Burn Out
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Jim Gaffigan: Ultimate Bragging Rights
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Jim Norton: Positive Profiling
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Jimmy Dore: Big Family
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Jimmy Dore: Catholic School
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Jimmy Dore: Growing Up in a Big Family
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Jimmy Dore: Growing Up Poor
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Jimmy Dore: More to Life Than Sex
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Jimmy Learns a New Word
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Jo Koy: My Inspiration
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Jo Koy: On Childbirth
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Jo Koy: Three-Year-Old Son
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Joey Kola: My Father's Car
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Joey Kola: Six-Year-Old Son
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Joey Vega: Old School Slides
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Joey Vega: The Wait to Go Swimming
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John Bush: Growing Up in Minnesota
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John Evans: Abortion Statistics
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John Heffron: My Childhood
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John Heffron: Need a Haircut
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John Heffron: Old School Child Safety
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John Heffron: School Luggage
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John Mendoza: Hitchcock's "The Birds"
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John Mendoza: Kids Suck
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John Mulaney: For Years
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John Mulaney: Meanest People in the World
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John Mulaney: Terrible at Math
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John Mulaney: Veronica the Babysitter
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John Oliver: Swearing's Healing Powers
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John Ridley: Male Perspective on Abortion
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Johnny Sanchez: Bad Attitudes
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Johnny Sanchez: Bored as a Kid
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Johnny Sanchez: Old School Bumper Cars
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Johnny Steele: Class Clown
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Jon Ross: New Parenting
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Jonathan Corbett: Retired Father
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Jonathan Katz: Bring in a Sample
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Jonathan Katz: Cambridge, MA
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Jonathan Katz: Curious Daughter
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Jonathan Katz: Freudian Slip
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Jonathan Katz: Small Children
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Jonathan Katz: Ultrasound
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Jonathan Solomon: Basic Dad
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Josh Sneed: Children's Food Toys
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Josh Sneed: Little Hip Hop Cousin
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Judy Gold: "The Brady Bunch"
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Judy Gold: Answering Machine
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Judy Gold: Musical Review of My Mother's Life
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Judy Gold: My Mother's Autobiography
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Judy Gold: Selling Candy for Band Trips
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Judy Toll: During the Sexual Revolution
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Julian McCullough: My First Girlfriend
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Jumper
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Jumping Rope
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Juston McKinney: Parents' Love
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Juston McKinney: Picture Day at School
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Juston McKinney: Practice Safe Sex
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K.P. Anderson: Antidepressants for Kids
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K.P. Anderson: Comic or Tragic
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K.P. Anderson: Not Mature Enough for Parenting
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Kangaroo Sleepovers
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Kareem Matthews: Fake Christmas Tree
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Kareem Matthews: Shelter Dogs
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Karen Anderson: High School Beachwear
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Karen Rontowski: Nephew's Birthday
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Kathleen Madigan: Like Homeless People
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Kathy Griffin: Giving My Parents the Keys
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Keith Robinson: Difference in Reward Money
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Keith Robinson: Named by Affliction
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Kevin Nealon: Education System
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Kevin Rooney: Hand Puppets
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Kevin Shea: Adopted Family
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Kevin Shea: On Being Adopted
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Kirk Fox: Heroism
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Kirk Fox: Snip Snip
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Kirk Fox: Too Tall for Kids
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Kite Tails and Rejection
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Kivi Rogers: Cheap Dad
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Kivi Rogers: Roller Skates
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Kjell Bjorgen: Attention-Seeking Kids
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Knock, Knock... Old Lady
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Kristen Schaal: Family Friendly
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Kristian Vallee: Disgruntled Student
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Kristian Vallee: Extra Credit
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Kristian Vallee: Getting Out of School
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Kurt Braunohler: Slept Like a Baby
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Kurt Metzger: Tiger Woods Is a Bad Example
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Kyle Grooms: Bad Neighborhood
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Kyle Grooms: Black Family Skiing
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Kyle Grooms: Good Cookies
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Kyle Grooms: Tap Water
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Kyle Kinane: Always a Miracle
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Kyle Kinane: Still Crazy
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Lance Crouther: Get in the House
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Larry Amoros: Living in Los Angeles
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Larry Amoros: Move Back Home
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Larry Amoros: Recent Surgery
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Larry Brown: Dad's Advice
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Larry the Cable Guy: Left Back in 5th Grade
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Larry the Cable Guy: Troubled Kid
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Laura House: High School Yearbook
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Laura House: Strict Mom
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Laura Kightlinger: Parents of Octuplets
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Laura Kightlinger: Selfless Profession
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Laura Kightlinger: Sleeping With Mom
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Laura Kightlinger: Why Procreate?
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Laura Swisher: Adopted in the 70s
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Lawyers on the Beach
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LeeAnne Ford: Kids Are Smarter Than Grownups
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Lego my Legolas
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Len Austrevich: A Good Time
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Leo Allen: Attending a Two-Year-Old's Birthday Party
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Leo Allen: Being Adopted
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Leo Allen: Dressing Like a Kid
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Leo Allen: Giving Themselves Advice
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Leo Allen: Thanks to Photoshop
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Leo Allen: The Laziest Moment in History
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Lesson Learned
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Lester Barrie: Hated to See My Mother Coming
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Let Them Eat Homework
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Lewis Dix: 24-Hour Labor
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Lewis Dix: Mow the Lawn
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Lima
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Lisa DeLarios: Stuffed Animals
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Lisa Landry: All-Girl Catholic School
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Lisa Landry: Can't Imagine Having a Baby
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Lisa Landry: Catholic Mom, Jewish Dad
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Lisa Landry: Eighteen Is Too Young
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Lisa Landry: Gym Class Is Wrong
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Lisa Landry: Not Ready for Children
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Lisa Landry: One Virgin in Catholic School
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Little Girl on a Swing
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Little Johnny and God
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Little Johnny and the ABC's
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Little Johnny Gives to the Sick
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Little Johnny is Number One
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Little Johnny's "Bookish" Father
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Little Johnny's Big Answer
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Little Johnny's Prognosis
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Little Johnny's Stork
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Little Johnny's Subsitute Teacher
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Little Johnny... Baby Talk
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Little Johnny... Big Word
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Little Johnny... Definite Definition
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Little Johnny... Fascinate
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Little Johnny... Finding Jesus
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Little Johnny... Geometry
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Little Johnny... Know It All
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Little Johnny... Make a Sentence
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Little Johnny... Mortgage
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Little Johnny... Name That Animal
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Little Johnny... Nickels and Dimes
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Little Johnny... Peanut
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Little Johnny... Playing Cards
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Little Johnny... Quit Bugging Me
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Little Johnny... Salesman
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Little Johnny... Snakes and Bushes
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Little Johnny... Stand Up
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Little Johnny... Thanksgiving Greetings
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Little Johnny... The Birds and the Bees
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Little Johnny... The Mouse
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Little Johnny... The Way You Think
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Little Nancy's Pet
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Little Red's Granny
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Lizz Winstead: Catholic Neighborhood
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Lizz Winstead: Compassionate Conservative
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Lizz Winstead: Paying for Troop Provisions
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Loni Love: Bring Your Kids to Work Day
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Louis C.K.: Naming the Children
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Louis Ramey: A Newborn Child
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LSD Cocktail
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Lunch is back
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Lynne Koplitz: Manhattan Children
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Lynne Koplitz: Well-Adjusted Responsibilities
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Ma, Pa, And The Rump Pump
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Mad Mother-of-Six
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Marc Maron: Manic-Depressive Dad
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Marc Price: Turning 21
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Margaret Smith: Adoption
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Margaret Smith: Father's Day Card
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Margaret Smith: Jewish Mom, Irish Catholic Dad
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Margaret Smith: Seatbelts
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Margaret Smith: Taking Parents to the Airport
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Margaret Smith: You Don't Know What Love Is
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Maria Bamford: Depressed American Kids
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Maria Bamford: Homesick
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Maria Bamford: Kids Names
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Marina Franklin: No Skills
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Marina Franklin: Theme Days in the White Neighborhood
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Mark Cohen: Last Time in Temple
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Mark Cohen: My Father's Counsel
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Mark Craig Taylor: From Lovers to Teammates
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Mark Craig Taylor: Raising a Good Kid
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Mark Craig Taylor: Think About the Future
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Mark Curry: No Halloween Costumes
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Mark Curry: No Need for Curfew
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Mark Roberts: Joining the Cub Scouts
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Marsupial Moms
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Maryellen Hooper: Barbie Heads
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Math Sucks
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Matt Braunger: First Fake ID
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Megan Mooney: Animal Abuser Niece
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Megan Mooney: Big Catholic Family
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Melanie Camacho: Busted With Marijuana
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Melanie Reno: More Money in College
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Michael Che: Camera Phones
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Michael Colyar: New Father
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Michael Kosta: Noise Canceling Headphones
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Michael Kosta: Older Brother Games
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Michael Palascak: Living at Home
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Michael Somerville: Youngest in the Family
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Michelle Buteau: Interracial Relationships
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Mike Birbiglia: I Was an Altar Boy
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Mike Birbiglia: Kenny's Comedy Act
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Mike Birbiglia: My Brother's Footsteps
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Mike Birbiglia: Want to Have Kids
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Mike DeStefano: Don't Do Drugs
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Mike DeStefano: Growing Up Catholic
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