Chris Hobbs: Getting in Trouble

I'm always afraid I'm going to get in trouble. I've been like that forever. I remember being 16, trying to get into an R-rated movie. My heart would just be freaking out. Then, I turned 20, and I was trying to buy beer. It was like the same thing. What's gonna happen when I'm only 54, and I'm at the IHOP, and I'm trying to get that senior citizen's discount?