Mike Birbiglia: Kenny's Comedy Act

I'm a comedian, but I wasn't the class clown growing up. The class clown was this guy Kenny. Not to be crude, but he'd pull his d**k out in gym class and whack people with it like it was a wet towel, and they'd cheer. People would be like, 'He hit me! Kenny's hilarious!' And I was like, 'He's not. He's elastic, and that is not a skill. That's an attribute.'

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