Arkansas Scholars

Questions and answers selected from tests in Springdale, Arkansas in2000 to 16 year old students! (Don't laugh too hard - one of these may be thepresident someday.)

Q: Name the four seasons.A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safeto drink.A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removeslarge pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. Allwater tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water onthe moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joinsin this fight.

Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets a election.

Q: What are steroids?A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to hisadultery.

Q; Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.A: Premature death.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (E.g., abdomen.)A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, theborax and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, theborax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity containsthe five bowels, A,E,I,O and U.

Q: What is the Fibula?A: A small lie

Q: What does "varicose" mean?A: Nearby.

Q: What is the most common form of birth control?A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.

Q: What is a seizure?A: A Roman emperor.

Q: What is a terminal illness?A: When you are sick at the airport

Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they looklike umbrellas.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Q: What is a turbine?A: Something an Arab wears on his head.

Q: What is a Hindu?A: It lays eggs.

Q: Name the four seasons.A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safeto drink.A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removeslarge pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. Allwater tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water onthe moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joinsin this fight.

Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets a election.

Q: What are steroids?A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to hisadultery.

Q; Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.A: Premature death.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (E.g., abdomen.)A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, theborax and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, theborax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity containsthe five bowels, A,E,I,O and U.

Q: What is the Fibula?A: A small lie

Q: What does "varicose" mean?A: Nearby.

Q: What is the most common form of birth control?A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.

Q: What is a seizure?A: A Roman emperor.

Q: What is a terminal illness?A: When you are sick at the airport

Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they looklike umbrellas.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Q: What is a turbine?A: Something an Arab wears on his head.

Q: What is a Hindu?A: It lays eggs.

Q: Name the four seasons.A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safeto drink.A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removeslarge pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. Allwater tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water onthe moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joinsin this fight.

Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets a election.

Q: What are steroids?A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to hisadultery.

Q; Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.A: Premature death.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (E.g., abdomen.)A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, theborax and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, theborax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity containsthe five bowels, A,E,I,O and U.

Q: What is the Fibula?A: A small lie

Q: What does "varicose" mean?A: Nearby.

Q: What is the most common form of birth control?A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.

Q: What is a seizure?A: A Roman emperor.

Q: What is a terminal illness?A: When you are sick at the airport

Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they looklike umbrellas.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Q: What is a turbine?A: Something an Arab wears on his head.

Q: What is a Hindu?A: It lays eggs.

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